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happy1sh · 14 days ago
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wait that’s why you were late today
they took so much of my blood that I'm not allowed to drive and no one can come get me I'm actually going to cry
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happy1sh · 15 days ago
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that’s what I said. ILY but not like that <3
6th grader getting off the bus with me: do you like like anyone?
me: yeah but I’m not telling you
6th grader: it’s (insert @st4ys1lly name) isn’t it?
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happy1sh · 15 days ago
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6th grader getting off the bus with me: do you like like anyone?
me: yeah but I’m not telling you
6th grader: it’s (insert @st4ys1lly name) isn’t it?
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happy1sh · 16 days ago
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USAmerican Christians and anti-Christians alike need to get something in their heads: White male Christians are in the minority.
And I'm not even talking about people who claim to be Christian but I believe are "bad" christians. I mean out of people that claim the religion, white men are in the minority. In the States? It's black people, and in particular black women (can confirm just from experience as a black person btw). Followed closely by Latinos.
As of now, the title of "most Christian" continent is Africa, with Latin America next, and finally Europe (tho I am suspicious of this last one).
"In terms of population distribution, Christianity will be chiefly a religion of Africa and the African diaspora, which will, in a sense, be the heartland of Christianity.” - Philip Jenkins, The Next Christendom.
As such, truly devout Christians have more in common with someone we would consider "inconceivably poor" than with someone from your own location, economic status, and political party who does not believe in Jesus.
And this is all very important. To quote Dr Gina A. Zurlo, "We have a lot to learn from people who live in greater religious diversity (Asia , I’m looking at you); from Christians who have lived and worked among Muslim populations for generations (sub-Saharan Africa, that’s you); from Christians who deal with the negative consequences of climate change most acutely (yep, Oceania, that’s you); and, well, Latin America, we have a lot to learn from you, too (especially your neighbor, the USA!)."
The multi-ethnic family of God/humanity is the entire story of the bible. Understanding that is crucial. Please for the love of God do not diminish your thoughts on Christianity to some fundamentalist baptist from the American South. This is the most diverse religion in the world, we ought to start acting like it.
Tl;dr: your conviction that Christianity is a white man's religion is racist and Euro-American centric. Christianity was born in the Middle East and went to Africa before it ever reached Greece or Rome.
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happy1sh · 16 days ago
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my mom pointed out everything wrong with my uncles apartment to his landlord (late 90’s btw) and got his monthly rent lowered a significant amount cheaper.
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I’ve never been so taken out by a response
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happy1sh · 16 days ago
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Couple notes
1. Babe is an option? Might take that.
2. (Disclosed # of years) is weird because we’re both minors
3. That’s what she said babe
I’m jealous of women because they can call people “babe” and “hon” and it be taken in a completely platonic manner.
If I walk up to, say @happy1sh, and say “hey babe”, I will be called a child kisser or some shit.
P.s. @happy1sh don’t even say the age gap isn’t that big, you know it’s big enough.
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happy1sh · 16 days ago
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working with little kids is so weird bc there can be a literal b*mb thr**t and a little girls first reaction can be “what the sigma” and you just have to live with it.
(True story btw)
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happy1sh · 16 days ago
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It tasted like 10x better than it looked I swear
bought a bobs burgers cookbook and made the black garlic burger
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Bob is a culinary genius
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happy1sh · 19 days ago
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bought a bobs burgers cookbook and made the black garlic burger
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Bob is a culinary genius
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happy1sh · 19 days ago
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love you husband 😘
would you make me the happiest person ever…
💍🧎
omg yes bbg 🤭
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happy1sh · 22 days ago
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rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard
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happy1sh · 22 days ago
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Tristen-core
William Shakespeare
Never heard of him. well, NAME TAKEN! My name is William Shakespeare!
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happy1sh · 23 days ago
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This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?
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happy1sh · 23 days ago
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unrelated but like
I just learned that Taylor swift has tumblr
who was going to tell me that markiplier is back on tumblr???
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happy1sh · 23 days ago
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happy1sh · 26 days ago
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Pls guys I’m always bored
Edit: over a thousand notes!? Damn…
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happy1sh · 27 days ago
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that’s diabolically genius my guy
I read flowers for Algernon last year, and knowing I was moving, decided to put myself in Charlie’s place. Sure enough, people treated me as if I was inferior to them. I decided to slowly “become smarter” and shortly after I was treated like a human, plus I could feel their fear. “How was the new dumb kid smart all of a sudden” it was so much fun to say I’d read flowers for Algernon before when we read it in my new reading class. As my peers read, they seemed to realize the situation is put them through.
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