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Kindly stfu; this will NEVER confuse kids if explained right. There are ways of explaining shit to kids, as we all know. "when you're mother loves you're dad very much, they create a kid" is a perfect example of that. You're not just gonna say "yo, you're father and mother has sex and 9 months later out you came".

Grow the fuck up and realize you're just a homophobic piece of shit that likes to cover up the fact you believe in "heritage over hate" and realize that the world is changing.

Don't be mad about things that DON'T affect you personally. Because I'm pretty sure this shit didn't confuse you when you read it, as it was explained perfectly and gave great information, and it wasn't too explicit.

And biology isn't reality, it is to a point, but as a non binary person the identity of someone's sex isn't yours to decide, or what they "have in their pants". It's no one's but the person who's wearing said clothes. There are many gender identities, and you can't just sit there and ignore them forever and stress "but- There's only TWO?!?!?!;111?" Grow up, get educated, and maybe learn a thing or two about what's been here for years that old white men LOVE to cover up except if it's for their fetishes, then they'll be a little more lenient with it at that point, right?

Can my trans girlfriend get me pregnant?

Someone asked us:

My girlfriend is trans and has been doing hormone replacement therapy for about a year. About how likely is it that she can still get me pregnant? 

The short and simple answer is: anytime your girlfriend’s semen° (cum) gets into your vagina° or onto your vulva°, you’re at risk for pregnancy.

The fertility of a trans woman or trans* feminine person depends on how they’ve decided to transition. Some trans women lose their ability to create a pregnancy, and some have no change in their fertility at all. Many end up falling somewhere in between.

So how does Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) affect this? 

Each person’s body responds differently to HRT. It usually lowers the ability to get or keep an erection, and could also reduce sperm count.  But don’t rely on HRT as a form of birth control by itself.  If you want to avoid pregnancy, you and your girlfriend should explore all your birth control options. Luckily, there are lots out there!

You can use one of many types of hormonal birth control (such as the pill, shot, implant, Mirena IUD), or the non-hormonal (ParaGard) IUD.

Barriers, like condoms, are another option (and the only way to prevent STDs as well as pregnancy).

Since people taking HRT can have trouble getting erections, condoms that go onto the penis° may slip off. A good alternative is an internal condom (also known by its brand name, the FC2 Female Condom®). These condoms are worn inside a vagina° or anus, so you’ll still be protected from pregnancy and STDs even if your partner’s erection comes and goes. 

Plannedparenthood.org can provide more information on birth control.  We also recommend checking out these super awesome sexual health guides made specifically for trans women.

-Mylanie at PPFA

°These may not be the terms that you use to describe your own bodies, but we hope that the information in this answer is still clear enough to help you and your girlfriend make a well-informed decision.

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Reblog if you think nonbinary people with dysphoria are valid

Tryna prove a point to someone on here

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It’ll be funny when a friend of theirs comes to visit cause they would see that and be like “what the actual fUCK?” and the parents would be like “What? Oh, Henry? That’s normal for him” And the child is on the ceiling gnawing on a leg bone of a ram.

a “horror” movie about a demonic baby, but the parents are chill with it and treat them like a normal baby

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That helps me so much! I built an altar for Him AND Persephone, (I will attach a picture along with whats all on it).

I did a prayer the other night to him, something really casual actually, and I offered him some of my misty mint tea as well as pork chops from that nights dinner. I poured the tea outside in my backyard and buried the meat in the ground near a rose bush and where I had buried a rabbits leg to decompose (so I can get the bones; dont worry, I didn’t kill the rabbit, it was already dead when I got to it. the rabbit itself was gone from where I hid it but the detached leg was still where I had it, so yeah) 

What’s on this altar is:

H A D E S (left side): - Hemitite and obsidian - Dog collar as well as a wolf ring - Ground coffe I ground myself awhile ago (They were from chocolate covered coffee beans my friend gave me, and I dont really like coffee all that much so I got the chocolate off and saved the beans to grind) -The bag has Rosemary and Thyme leaves in it. - Some small bones (IDK the animals, maybe birds) - Small bottle of Salt. - 2 Quarters - 2 Peppermint essential oils

P E R S E P H O N E (right side): - Dried fire and ice rose (the white one), 2 dried red roses, 3 dried purple roses, and a bundle of dried lavender. - Lavender essential oil. - Silver bracelet with the words “I love you to the moon” written on them. - Orange seeds - Rose Quartz and regular quartz crystals as well as a few little ones my friend had made.

THINGS NOT SHOWN: - I added today a dried Lilly I had lying around :)

The bowl there is for small offerings that I might give for them. 

I am hoping to get some candles for them soon, but this is all that I have done so far aside from a tarot reading I am still deciphering.

I hope I don’t bother you with this^ but I thought I should reply with what I have done so far.

NOTE: the blue you see under in the picture (the blue/purple fabric) is Dionysus’ altar I am putting together. I need to move it though cause my cat likes to investigate it lmfaoo

Uh, I have a really big question: Where do I start with worshipping Hades? I'm trying to find good places to research to make my own way, but I am seemingly lost and I don't know where to start. I want to try and worship him, along with Persephone as well as Athena and Selene, but I'm mainly focusing on Hades, Persephone (cause in my opinion you can't worship one without thinking about the other) and Selene. Any pointers or tips? Thanks in advance!!

Now take this with a grain of salt because everyone's journey is different but this is how mine started. I looked into symbols, things associated with Him, and common offerings and things. With all that in mind i constructed a mini altar that i still have(i have a tiny room and am closeted so i have little option). I'm an artist so i made him a patch of the Helm of Hades, then i gathered candles (three to be exact because of Cerberus), two rings(symbol of both Him and Persephone), dried mint from my garden, and coins. From there i started with a prayer to him, a hello sort of gesture and offered the mint and coins.

Summary

Try building an offer maybe? Or at least say a prayer to let Him knowof your interest.

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rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

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how did you know-?

hey are you okay? you reblogged a post and didn’t add any tags? :(

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A little witchy calendar to look forward to next year, since this one was a little bit.. cursed.

This lets you know about the full moons, new moons, wheel of the year celebrations and zodiac entrys, I hope you can use this to aid you on your practice.

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They are basically saying that they are smartly stupid or stupidly smart, but either way it’s all valid

me at age 13: this character’s my favorite because they’re really cool and capable and the smartest person ALIVe, obviously

me now: this character is the dumbest person in the entire fucking universe. they’re so stupid. i would die for them.

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POV: When Chilling Adventures of Sabrina fans realize that’s Madam Satan they’ll flip out. 

DOCTOR WHO • THE DOCTOR FALLS

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Cute kitty^^

but what’s the book?

(via)

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I- I don’t know what’s worse; the fact that I got that or the fact that my laugh sounded like a tea kettle-

if you’re playing rock paper scissors and you do the same attack you have to kiss

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Deadpool: It’s a teenage boy with black hair and blue eyes. I am legally required to pull a Batman.

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Home alone is, lets face it, a kid who didnt want to call the cops because he didnt trust them, and then he also wanted to mess with the robbers because he could do that with no adults around.

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

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Mentally ill Adults are Adults

Do not treat mentally ill adults like little kids

Disabled adults are adults

do not treat disabled adults like little kids