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he heard something!!!!!!!!

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1999 hamburg tuggoffelees. if you even care

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no idea what’s the 4th of July is, happy jefferson and adams double death day

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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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"we need weirder queers" you guys couldnt even handle asexual people in 2016 (and probably still cant handle them)

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for requests maybe Demeter and Jemima as mother and daughter 🥺

a family portrait :)

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Source

Over 40 campuses and counting!

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alonzostrap on the mind

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Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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do not understand people who get bored of seeing common animals. understand even less when they act with annoyance or hostility just because they're common animals. a deer or a sparrow or a field mouse is like a sunset to me

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being an og mcyt stan who left for a while and then came back during the resurgence is so funny because inthelittlewood exists on two completely different planes of existence for me. my brain, for whatever reason, cannot fathom that the guy creating a narrative in which he is trapped in a death game, tormented by gods far beyond our comprehension and the knowledge that he can never again serve the king he swore himself to, is the same guy who sang screw the nether

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national holiday

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"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"

[one possible interpretation, yep]

[literally the main theme??]

[worst take you've seen in your life]

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trying to force my roommate (cis straight male) to Load The Fucking Dishwasher is a task i will never complete i always end up doing it myself