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hi sexies ! my name is river , i’m a scorpio sun , gemini moon and sagittarius rising . i like witchy stuff bc it’s hot . i use they & them pronouns and idk i guess a fun fact about me , other than the fact that i ’ m really excited to be here is that … i like people , places , and things !

༉‧₊ ( hunter schafer , she & her , trans female ) ˚✧ holy shit , is that isla hansen coming out of sticky fingers ? yikes , i’ve heard a lot about the sophomore . apparently they’re twenty and are pretty ( + creative & - intense ) which totally screams leo . ugh , i hate those ! i heard that they’re studying fashion design and are really involved in ( cheerleading / drama club / pride ) . i don’t know if you remember , but they’re the one who caused the cheer pyramid to topple over at the homecoming game ! i’d watch out for them though because rumor has it they REDACTED … hopefully that info doesn’t get into the wrong hands .

STATISTICS .

full name : isla marie hansen .

nickname(s) : is

date of birth : july 27th , 2000

hometown : los angeles .

current location : south shore .

ethnicity : white ( english , scandinavian . )

nationality : american .

sexuality : queer .

religion : spiritual .

political affiliation : liberal .

occupation : student .

language(s) spoken : english , french , butchered danish .

accent : california , slight valley .

INFORMATION .

eve muller was born the sixth child , and only daughter of a super christian family ( kinda cultish , like amish vibes u kno ... ) long story short : her parents were crazy strict , and religious . never let eve live her life . when she got pregnant at seventeen , eve was kicked out of her home .

since the father didn ‘ t want to help raise his daughter , she packed her bags and moved to los angeles . homegirl struggled . a lot .

around the time when isla was three , while working as a waitress at a diner , eve met the love of her life : james hansen .

he was a man in his early 30 ‘ s whose family owns a prolific production company , and he himself had turned to directing movies . he fell in love deeply with eve , and having no children , saw isla as his own .

eve and james married when isla was seven , she was allowed to wear have her first custom made dress for the ocassion . james adopted her before she turned ten . she knows no other father , and sees his parents as her grandparents .

still , remembering what it was like to grow up restricted and confined by her parents and religion , eve always taught isla to be unapologetically herself , and to reach for the stars .

and so , she grew to be — a hot mess . her mother seeing every little mess she made as a sign of her “ being a free spirit “ , and she could never do anything wrong in james ‘ s eyes . she ‘ s THAT bitch . she leaves all her makeup out on the bathroom counter , the hair straightener plugged in . she ‘ ll do the dishes when she feels like it —- yanno ?

her family being big in the textile industry definitely influenced her passion for fashion , she started sewing at age 13 . she made her own junior , and senior prom dresses , and won best dressed as her senior title .

she ‘ s really a hopeless romantic . ( her mom and dad are so in love you know , she wants that ) she believes in the hollywood magic , and in finding her true love — a meet cute , and a rom - com ending . the problem is , she thinks all meets are cute .

she dates absolute assholes . and every time a relationship reaches it ‘ s predictable end , she will cry watching rom - coms , and swear off men over a tub of ice - cream .she ‘ ll show up two weeks later , giddily talking about some guy named chad .

.see , the thing is that either she believes in true love — or she does not know how to be alone .

more info coming soon !

CONNECTIONS :

best friend & roommate ( open ) : think late nights of facemasks and gossipping , borrowing eachothers clothes , stalking people on instagram , and unconditional support . her person .

close friends ( open ) : self explanatory . this people are her inner circle . people she ‘ s constantly hanging out with . people she spills the tea to .

friends ( open ) : people she also hangs out with , and spills the tea to — but maybe it ‘ s not as constant as with ;

party people / drinking buddies ( open ) : isla may not look like it , but she loves a nice cold beer , and a good chat as much as she loves a good party . this category could be people she goes for a drink with on a week night , or people she goes wild with on the weekends .

will they won ‘ t they ? ( open ) : since all of her relationships end , isla has decided to never date her friends . her friends’ friends ? valid , and so she lives in a flurry of chads — i ‘ m thinking these two are obviously attracted to eachother , and everybody sees it — except them . slow burn , friends to lovers kinda thing . ( message me for plotting )

enemies ( open ) : listen , it might not be like mortal enemies who will fight to their deaths , but isla is — a lot , and definitely not everyone ‘ s cup of tea . she ‘ s messy , loud , shallow , cocky , and self absorbed . a little conflict is always good .