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“Not all men”
You’re right, Byron Sully, mountain man and friend to the Cheyenne, would never treat me like this.
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me: *overthinks everything and cries*
*5 minutes later*
also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back
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I simultaneously envy and pity those who haven’t seen Chuck.
Envy, because they haven’t had their heart broken by a loveable nerd who saves the world earning $12 an hour and a blonde, kickass CIA goddess who puts everything on the line to protect her nerd.
Pity, because they haven’t experienced the magic that is Chuck. Because they haven’t seen the coming of age of the Bearded One, or deciphered Colonel Casey’s grunts. Seen the awesomeness that is Ellie and Awesome, or the creeptacular perfection that is Jeffster.
Above all, I pity those who does not know the heartbreak we all felt on that beach as Rivers and Roads crooned on, ending the five year plan of the BuyMore nerd who stole our hearts.
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M̶̡̡̘̪͉͛̄̕̚y̸̯̯̎ ̵̦̆̃̈͆m̸̻̓ḭ̵̻̉̀̂͝͝n̴̪͔̝̊̽̊̊͛d̴̛̹̮́̈́ ̷͈̮͖͈͇̑ị̴̡͍̲͑͒̌̃s̴̘̮̑͒͂͠ ̸̠͗a̵̫͉͉̫͒l̵̠̇͂̊i̴̛̹͎͚͑̓v̶̧̢̟̊̃͌̓͠e̵̤̖͖̯͛̀

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My

My hair is giving off some serious Reputation vibes this morning. @taylorswift
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I GOT GOLF LOL
do we think i’m about to be dragged by a quiz y’all
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op i wish only the most wonderful things in your life.
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That time of night as an adult where you’re desperately tired and want to sleep but you also don’t want to give up the day yet bc there’s stuff you wanna do. I’m calling it the toddler hour
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its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season
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do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!
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