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The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany

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it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

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if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them

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It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.

“Yes, Perfect”

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I’ve never watched or cared for the Simpsons, but this post got me.

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my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

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Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

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Honestly, at this point I’d be happy if HER just released another four hours of tesserae tiles.

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Every single time.

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I am so blessed to live in central Florida because we don’t only have one gift shop with a giant wizard

We have TWO gift shops with a giant wizard

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1946 Postcard for “Song Of The South” with Br’er Bear, Br’er Fox and Br’er Rabbit

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how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

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You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

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Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights