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No one:
Literally no one:
Bonten! Sanzu: DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAAAAILLLLL!?!?!?!?
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “catcher in the rye” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude where do the ducks in the lagoon in central park go... this whole city is filled with goddamn phonies
My buddy mark david chapman pacing: i need to kill john lennon
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