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I'm a blessing to everyone except for that one girl that thinks I'm pro rape.

jade 

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These freaking chairs make my ass itch.

jade

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It’s the fabric softener that my dad picked out while I was dying in a lawn chair in dollar general.

Jade

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I’m gonna be that sad lady who goes to whole food and buys healthy microwavable dinners. I'm headed for a downwards spiral.

Jade

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That whining baby fox sounds exactly like your mom tho.

meeeee

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Apparently I'm not daddy material.

Yours Truly

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So I was just there in the dark, cleaning baked beans off my feet.

Jade

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My boob literally just popped out as I was running

Jade

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My bottom hasn’t been this black since 1967.

Jade

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Let's just offend everyone now.

Blu

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What if one of the strippers knock me out and I wake up with a bunch of singles in my hand and a lazy eye.

Jade

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But you’re calling me this 3 inch container, of yogurt that helps an aged woman's bowels.

Jade

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This fart is slowly creeping out.

Blu

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If it has Nicholas Cage in it, I try to avoid it.

Jed

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Put some goop on it and I'm sure it'll be fine.

Jed

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That guy Morris, write something about him...

Yours Truly

[hanging-by-a-thread-here]

Screw that,put it on paper,it doesn't matter.

Jed