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all gays have mastered the art of giving vague answers when asked about their love life

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what’s the real mood for november?

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aimless efforts

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Person: How’s it going?

Me: My daily tarot card has been Swords all week. Shit is rough.

Person backing away: oh..

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Who is going to tell men that repeating phrases from popular television shows and hating female celebrities isn’t a personality

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That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.

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I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

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If y'all want to make a clown a gay icon like… Harley Quinn is right there

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If you don’t follow me on Instagram you’re missing out on top tier humor.

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everybody chalking up pewdiepie’s use of slurs to “gamer rage” get honestly fuck right off because I’ve been playing video games for quite literally over 20 years of my life and not once have I ever used a racial slur.

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Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.

Dalai Lama (via goodreadss)

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for your consideration

raven chicken

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we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready