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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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gay test

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"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

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The thought of having to navigate this is very stressful to me

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Just spent over an hour on a customer support line talking to half a dozen different people across five separate transfers, and the final resolution was that they were unable to help me because at some point in that process I'd somehow been transferred to their Australian branch. I didn't even know they had an Australian branch.

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anybody lonely this valentine’s day needs to know

he’s coming to smooch you

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Obviously not mine but also funny as hell

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perks of having a tall younger brother: he can block the sun from you

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does he even have his license ???? idk..

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based on this post

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Papyrus using Twitter

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uhhh still getting used to drawing on an intuos

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Sans did ur mom

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GO FORAGE

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HI I'M NOT DEAD

I DID A THING

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washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair