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Fun with the moon

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how did british people ruin breakfast? loads of countries eat cereal and toast not just england :/ and tbh if you were implying a fry-up is british breakfast i think you spent 2yrs in a country without ever realising that's eaten rarely (special occassions or intense hangovers) and as a brunch, not breakfast.

A full english every morning is my idea of hell.

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While I agree SWSH were garbage, sadly it made the most revenue since Gold and Silver. So they don't even have that excuse. (To your reply to the BDSP post that had GameFreak saying "here's your stupid fucking game)

I thought the remakes would at least help me through it, but I find it just wildly unplayable. LOVE G/S though.

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stop

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Well I reckon I'll be ready for some festivities

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Gomorrhea

Sodom was such an iconic town that anal sex was named after it. Gomorrah wishes

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My horny ass could not be an orthodontist.

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🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

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“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual

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If you look like this, hit me up, lemme take you for a drink or somethin'

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obsessed with this video

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this how white men look after they tell a joke & think they ate