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I don't want a job. I want to live in a cottage in the woods, read books all day long, eat peaches, and sleep under the moonlight.

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SONG BELONGS TO HOBO JOHNSON DONT COME FOR ME

Mover Awayer by Hobo Johnson

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fear the man who lives without love

And the lover who lives without fear

It was stupid.

There was no way he could go. Should, go.

A stupid party at a time like this. He had other things to focus on. Curses, death, repairing that stupid cabinet. The party should be the last thing on his mind. She should be as well.

But she’s not.

Fear the man who always wants to fight, he's not a talker

Fear the talker who never wants to fight

He's got no guts

She came to him that day in the bathroom. She had been looking for him of course but instead found me in my deepest turmoil. Instead of turning away, lashing out, fighting, she talked. Of course I didn’t tell her the truth but, I told her enough.

Fear the man who knows he's gonna die

So he cries every night and just denies his life's beauty

And fear the man who has heaven in his plans

So he gets so complacent that he doesn't call his family

I talked to her like I’d had to no one else before. No one listened like her. No one he had ever met saw life the way she did. Saw someone like me, a traitor, as a human & as a friend. But we couldn’t be together. I told her every time. We couldn’t get along.

Fear the man who doesn't understand

That there's a million fish in the sea, but

Fear the girl who he really thinks is a different species

She'll rip your heart out

It had been a few months. First it was talking, listening, later it lead to stolen kisses. From someone who should’ve never looked at me twice. She truly was a different species; a Weasley. But it couldn’t be. Out of every girl it could’ve been it was her. I told her that when we last met by the lake. I saw tears form in her eyes as she said everything else didn’t matter when I told her it mattered too much.

My mind raced as I decided to go. To see her. Thinking of that last encounter was too much. I had to do something. I headed to the room of requirement where the supposedly small slug club party was being held.

There she was. Red hair fanning out around her body. Hips swaying to the song.

She makes my Mondays feel like Fridays

(Give me a break)

She makes my Ruby Tuesdays taste like Benihanas

(Give me a break)

And all I've really wanted

(Give me a break)

She was captivating. Everyone in the room saw it. I could tell from her movements that she was slightly intoxicated. She danced next to Longbottom who is found out was one of her closet friends. As I got closer I heard her voice singing. It was by that stupid guy she liked so much.

She makes my Mondays feel like Fridays

(Give me a break)

She makes my Ruby Tuesdays taste like Benihanas

(Give me a break)

And all I've really wanted

(Give me a break)

I put my hands on her hips & caused her to turn as she sang

“For us to get along

For us to get along”

She gasped as she turned quickly her hair smacking against me asking to know what I’m doing here & what I’m doing touching her in front of everyone.

Every single guy she's ever loved to me sounds really fucking dumb, and stupid

Longbottom turned more red than her hair. I swear I saw him reach for his wand but stop himself. He knows what’s been going on. I see Potter move away from Granger & come closer. He had his chance ages ago. Now maybe it’s mine.

If I become a man

I'll grab your cheek with my unwavering hand and

I'll tell you that I'll never second guess all the lovely love we made

And you don't want kids but let's think about it someday

I kept my hands on her hips. I couldn’t think of anything to say. I could feel a smirk forming on my face as I moved some of her hair away from her flushed one.

She makes my Mondays feel like Fridays

(Give me a break)

She makes my Ruby Tuesdays taste like Benihanas

(Give me a break)

And all I've really wanted

(Give me a break)

“It’s all I’ve ever wanted.

“For us to get along.

For us to get along.”

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Okay hear me out.

So ravenclaws have to answer a riddle to get into their common room.

Hufflepuffs have to repeat a positive affirmation.

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Remember that even good changes can make us feel depressed, because, as creatures of habit, we're resistant to change. That doesn't mean that it wasn't the right choice.

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To the person reading this, I hope tonight treats you gently, and that tomorrow looks brighter

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finnick odair not dying at the end of mockingjay and getting to live his life would include...

him being close friends with everlark

attending everlark’s wedding and joking with katniss about her dress: “i thought you outgrew the pretty little dresses” (headcanon by @occvsus on twitter)

being concerned about peeta and his mental health and helping him deal with it

getting to meet his son and grow old with him and annie

eventually having another child

inviting everlark and haymitch to district 4 because katniss’s mom works there (and because he would miss them of course)

lowkey looking after katniss’s mom

keeping in touch with johanna and not letting her go through all of her trauma alone

inviting johanna over so she’s like aunt johanna to his children

finnick pushes johanna to ask cressida out because we all know they’re lesbians

he loves annie every second of every day, he feels so lucky to have her

he would organize days by the beach with his family, teach his children how to swim and fish

he wouldn’t tell them about the games though

he’s a very goofy dad, but loves his children fiercely and would do anything for them and annie

eventually katniss becomes aunt katniss and the boys become uncle haymitch and uncle peeta

katniss and finnick become each other’s confidants and best friends because they understand each other perfectly

finnick would see how annie and peeta become really close too, one of the reasons why being the shared trauma that they went through in the capitol

finnick reverting to his old, happy self

he tells really bad jokes

katniss and johanna roll their eyes every time that happens

haymitch, peeta and annie laugh

all of them meeting in district 4 more and more often because they have become each other’s family

finnick and annie visit district 12 a couple of times a year but it’s still destroyed so they’d rather meet in 4

they have a house in district’s 12 victor’s village though, and same goes for everlark, haymitch and johanna in district 4 (no one lives there anymore except the victors so)

finnick and katniss would go hunting

annie and peeta bake because they’re soft

haymitch looks after the children and doesn’t drink anymore because he’s finally sober

eventually katniss would open up to finnick about her sister and father and finnick would open up to her about all of the people he lost

literally WHO is gale

surprise surprise, everlark has their first child

and finnick’s son is a teenager now

if odesta had another child they’d probably be a teenager too

odesta’s children become the older siblings, they take care of everlark’s child

finnick becomes uncle finnick and annie becomes aunt annie

everlark has their second child

he teaches everlark’s children how to swim too

he jokes around with them a lot, he’s literally the fun, laidback uncle

he often carries peeta bridal-style because of his leg to amuse everyone

veeeery cocky around all of the children

everlark’s children admire him but his children just sigh because... why is he like this

they love seeing him happy though, after studying the games at school they know that their parents deserve all of the happiness in the world

finnick has the best relationship with his children

also, he ages like fine wine

cressida and johanna get married

literal best found family, they would have outsold

regular holidays with all of them together as a family? amazing

miss everdeen would attend too

at first it was hard for everyone because they lost so many people they cared about but they moved on little by little

they’re happy

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Ducking haymitch I’m dead

You know, Katniss and I… we’ve been… we’ve been luckier than most, and I wouldn’t have any regrets at all, I-I-if it… if it weren’t… THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE (2013) 

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“I used to care when men called me difficult. I really did. Then I stopped. This way is better.”

— Daisy Jones in Daisy Jones & The Six - Taylor Jenkins Reid

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🌞 the skies cleared and you appeared and i said

here is my aurora 🌞

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ana de armas is evelyn hugo. you can’t tell me otherwise

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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When I tell you I fucking cried

Good Trouble - 2x03 - “Doble Quince”

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hozier posting about lil nas x. the sweet bog man with the pretty voice supporting the amazing black gay man who dresses more androgynous will save 2021

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Turns out I can only stand Cole Sprouse when he’s dating Lili - without her he’s just a conceited dick.

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So I read Lili Reinharts swimming lessons and ever since I have absolutely hated coal sprouts and I just wanted to know if anybody else feels like this. I know her book is made up of a lot of poems and could be about a variety of people but some of her poems seemed like they really were about Cole, they were obviously dating for a while and it seems as if he treated her like shit.  I just need to know if anybody else feels this way