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It’s a Simpson world and buddy. There’s only enough room for one homer

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My name is Rose and I can't really do an individual trauma, because my trauma is so widespread, intertwined, and repressed that it's impossible to tell where one ends and another begins.

I'm bringing lemon oreos

@arespossum @freshstat1csnow

[sorry i don't know who my mutual are lol]

Omg does anybody wanna do like a tag game where we basically do that trauma salad trend???

For those that haven't seen it, the basic format is: "Hi my name is *name here* and *insert traumatic story here* and I brought *type of candy (skittles, twizzlers, etc)*!"

just gonna tag some people who might wanna do this but anybody can join in!

@bralnwashed @madigankrauss @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @aceofspades42 @noblehouseofgay

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hue 05

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icon comms

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reviews for weed strains are either like “this got me and the boys so spoinked we couldn’t piss straight” or “afghan war vet here. 32 tours. chronic pain and sixteen mental illnesses. this strain is good, almost makes me stop hearing the bullets. great for when I wake up screaming and crying”

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dungeon meshi ah dungeon meshi

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RAINWORLD OCs very awesome very cool

The green slugcat is named Gleepus Glorpus or GG for short; they named themselves through garbled noises in an attempt to speak to it's creator. GG was created by one of the twin Iterators out of boredom but has proven to be quite lovable, making their creator awfully attached to it.

Because this iterator got so so SO attached to this green booger rat, she decided to clone him! Using the DNA of an orange lizard, there are now hundreds of green alien-looking slugcats that can communicate through a hivemind and all act the same. YAY!

Most GG's look the same but there are a few oddballs that have mutated in some strange way. Example being PP and Jumbo.

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Now onto that purple-looking one with the odd name. His name is Several Grapes on a Vine, or Grapes for short. The reason he has such a complex name is because he is actually an Ancient reborn into the body of a slugcat!

He was pressured into ascending when he realized that all his friends and family were leaving him. He didn't want to be alone, so he gave in and took a void bath. However, no matter how hard he tried deep down he didn't want to do this. He was scared of what would happen! He struggled so ferociously against the melting properties of the void fluid that instead of sinking down into its embrace, he was spat right back out into the depths, now in the form of a slugcat. He has no idea why the void sea did this, but now he wonders the land trying to find answers and inner peace.

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@mellows-bun-burrow [Bunny: "did you know that - uh... Fire can fucking Kill you? <3"]

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caine and bubble try doing things that normal humans do for the first time

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

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the minecraft movie couldnt possibly recreate even a shred of the humor found in these screenshots

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"not to brag but this is harder when you got hooves for fingers"

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Lmaooo. LOL even.

HoW aM I sUpPoSEd to LeArN fRoM mY miSTaKesssss

School clearly did nothing for you anyway.

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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"