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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

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watching Seven Samurai

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my arrival time at your birthday party will be 8.30-esque dude. it will bear several similarities to 8.30

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You will live to watch elon musk die. dont kill yourself.

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Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

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Dreamscape

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assuming that people like you and want to spend time with you is crucial to making friends. unfortunately this is the hardest thing to do in the world

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so what happened with Elon musk

I cannot even begin to explain everything.

So essentially, Connor invites twitter user Adrian to join his stream. This Adrian is suspected of being Elon Musk's secret alt account due to similar beliefs, being a bootlicker, them interacting, and speaking similarly. Adrian accepts the invite, joins Connor's fortnite Friday live, and the Connor proceeds to do the following:

-Make fun of Elon Musk's repeatedly while Elon can say nothing because he is supposedly 'Adrian'

-accuse Adrian/Elon of being unable to name 3 women (Adrian/Elon proceeds to not name 3 women. Science says this means connor's theory may be true)

-tell Adrian/Elon he could get Mr.Beast to drop him in the Canadian woods and see if he could survive (Adrian/Elon does not decline)

-call SPACEX gay (Adrian/Elon says this makes him homophobic. He is still unable to name 3 women)

-ask Adrian/Elon to name 3 women again (still does not)

-Invite Adrian/Elon to the next fortnite Friday (asks if he will be able to name 3 women next week)

-call Adrian/Elon bad at fortnite ("We've seen you play we know you can't kill them")

-Ask Adrian/Elon if he is stupid when he tells him that the TV show better call Saul is not TV

-Tell Adrian that he thinks he is Elon (Adrian claims not to be)

And many more treats you could discover in the VOD

They were also killed by fortnite user eattherich69

Happy watching!

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Is this anything

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and the beautiful thing is. elon can ban connor off of twitter. but he can never take this back. he can never undo that discord call

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i for one plan to be more insane about platonic relationships in 2025

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juice disappears faster than any other liquid it is a frightening world we live in

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where’s connor’s “how has this man not been banned yet” compilation

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Reblog to make it die faster

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"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream