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anybody else here not good at anything

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reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

says “cool beans”

does finger guns

says “coolio”

“my guy”

“my dude”

ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop

“ayyeee” 

makes a lot of weird faces

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From @kavun.thecat #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/2iBFJBL ]

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I wanna b the girl that Knows

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So i almost hit a kid with my car. I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just let out. Anyways this kid darts in front of my car and i slam on my breaks. And he dabs. This fucking kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just fucking dab. His last moments would have been a sick ass dab. It was an out of body experience.

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im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person

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it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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INTERNETS

INTERNETS OMG

“FEELS” HAS BEEN A LEGIT TERM SINCE AT LEAST 1782:

— The Duchess, by Amanda Foreman.

Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire, really wrote a real letter to her mother complaining about the feels in 1782.

I love everything.

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if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

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Can’t believe they just meme’d the Hollywood sign again.

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can you draw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but with more feeling?

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Everyone asked 2016 to be soft and forgiving well guess what she wasn’t. So now everyone’s asking for a nice soft 2017 but I’m not. come fuck me up bitch I’ll be in the alley behind Macy’s @ 7 let’s go

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I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.