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hate to be the bearer of bad news but hamlet definitely vapes
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horatio, a commoner, foreigner, and stranger, goes up to the ghost of the king of denmark and immediately uses “thou.” that’d be like seeing the ghost of Barack Fucking Obama and being like “yo dude”
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Claudius: I’m going to kill the king
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For personal reasons I will be putting on a play recreating my father’s murder in an attempt to elicit guilt from my uncle
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David Tennant as Hamlet
Hamlet (2009) 5 of 5
#David Tennant#this was the version we watched in my literature class#the teacher once paused it to complain about how everyone was laughing at Hamlet
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Them: Okay listen you have to decide
Them: Is Hamlet
Them: A tragic hero
Them: A sexist asshole
Them: Or a snarky disaster man
Me: yes
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Some people have never ranted to their friend about futility of life while holding the skull of their childhood jester and it really shows
#hamlet#shakespeare#at this point I'm basically yorrick#where are your jokes now? your pranks? your songs?#have not posted in months
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Ruth Negga as Hamlet
Gate Theatre - Dublin, Ireland | 21 September - 27 October 2018
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Stabbing your girlfriend’s father through a curtain at Claire’s
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if you liked “hamlet” when you read it in high school because you strongly related to hamlet you’re either gay, depressed, or both
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“I said whoever married Claudius, you’re a hoe”
—Hamlet at some point, probably
(Based off of this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYx_aGlmyc4 )
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The Ghost: Claudius, Claudius
Claudius: Yes brother?
The Ghost: Poisoning people?
Claudius: No brother
The Ghost: Telling lies
Claudius: No brother
The Ghost: Poison in my ear
Claudius: Ah ha ha
#sequel to the then perish reenactment#cursed post#Hamlet Senior and Claudius#after two months of silence this is what I come back with
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all of hamlet’s problems would have been solved had horatio nominated him for queer eye
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Hamlet: you can’t marry your recently deceased husband’s brother on the day of his funeral
Gertrude: yes
Hamlet:
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