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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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“are u okay?” no i need more money

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when i see an advertisement i should be able to just say "i dont have any money so i cant buy what youre advertising" and the ad hears this and it shrivels up and dies and is never shown to me again

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i’m losing my mind

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my aesthetic is gillian anderson completely forgetting all her lines in the first season of the x files

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no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

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In Mario Kart World, using a Bullet Bill will cause it to follow a path calculated to most efficiently transport the racer along roughly the middle of the current track segment. However, the Bullet Bill pathfinding does not take into account moving obstacles despite being affected by them.

As such, if the racer using a Bullet Bill happens to fly into an impassable moving obstacle such as a Dragoneel as seen in the footage, the Bullet Bill may become stuck on it.

It is advised to try not to use Bullet Bills before track segments with large obstacles, such as Dragoneels or dinosaurs, to avoid this scenario.

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"I don't believe Tarot is real, but it does work"

Expand on that, king (genuinely curious)

I feel like…

okay, so it’s a lot like conceptual art, or like introspective meditation, at the risk of sounding pretentious

Like. It’s not so much about “the cards are a portal to a higher wisdom that knows more than me” thing- it’s more of a, “given the symbols drawn, could I interpret them posing a question or possibility or suggestion?” Followed by, “is this applicable to my current context? COULD it be?”

Like.

I don’t lay out á tarot hand and say “ah yes, the devil and the tower, I am about to be betrayed”

But I MAY lay out a hand and say, “okay, devil and the tower. Something treacherous and danger. Am I approaching a treacherous or risky situation in my life? What might be a tipping factor? Am I being deliberately reckless? Maybe I should spend some more time working on X project I’ e been thinking of before spending money on it” or “you know what, I HAVE been kind of uncomfortable with X thing, I should say something” or “yeah okay I KNOW Tom from work sucks to work with, I KNOW, yeah maybe I should consider ways of handling that”

Less of a magic oracle, more of a tool for doing literary analysis on real life. Like simplifying everything and laying it out flat so I can gain some distance to untangle my problems without in-your-head crap like projected feelings and social obligation getting in the way and muddying the waters.

So like. I don’t think tarot cards can legit tell the future, but I DO think that self-reflection, mindfulness, and consideration sometimes allow us to predict and calculate our own circumstances.

So, IMO- It’s not real. But it works

If that makes sense

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This includes any communications from the rest of the world that are just passing through EU servers as well. It's not just an EU issue

The EU (still) wants to scan your private messages and photos

🚨 You WILL Be Impacted 🚨

Every photo, every message, every file you send will be automatically scanned—without your consent or suspicion.

If you live in the EU*, contact your MEPs NOW and tell them to vote NO! Go here to learn more & FIGHT BACK!

https://fightchatcontrol.eu/

*especially if you live in Germany - they have not yet decided, and their opposition is crucial!

Please reblog! If the EU passes this, it weakens online privacy worldwide.

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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Disufiroa Longsword - Monster Hunter Frontier G

My very first weapon from MHFG! I’ve never played that game before and I have no idea what the actual name of the weapon is. I really wish the mainline games would import more monsters from that game because I’ve seen a lot of interesting and freaky monsters there.

I also have only one image as a reference, so please forgive me if I sculpted/painted some parts incorrectly. 😅

For commissions, you are welcome to drop by my Etsy Shop. Thank you very much!

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How to put a Ship in a Bottle

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we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.

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🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today