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Poem, Langston Hughes

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There was a pool 🏊‍♂️ for skeletens 💀 only.

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Chainmail is a kind of fishnets

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Better late than never

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theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

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fuuuck um maybe

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literally just opened reddit

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not where I was going with this

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the voices in my head tell me to quadruple the amount of garlic required for any recipe. and i listen

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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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“Maybe I shouldn’t push my luck,” he said. “I wish you wouldn’t,” Costis said faintly. “Your god might be offended.” ― Megan Whalen Turner, The King of Attolia

I had this scene kicking around in my head for a while so glad to finally have an excuse to get it out!!

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You're life isn't yours if you always care what others think. // Remember when you wanted what you currently have?

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Schrift-Proben von Schriftgiesserei - Benjamin Krebs - via Paris bibliotheques

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I think the first step towards the life you want is often to just say yes to more things. Accept that coffee invitation from your coworker even if it seems awkward. Sign up for that free class at the library that you're not sure you'll like. Join that club. Book that tour. Say yes to as many things as you can and kill the part of your brain that gut-reacts with a no.