hamburgergod
hamburgergod
For I come to you with burgers
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hamburgergod · 13 hours ago
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hamburgergod · 2 days ago
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This paints such a beautiful picture
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hamburgergod · 3 days ago
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#ai
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hamburgergod · 6 days ago
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“Public libraries are such important, lovely places!” Yes but do you GO there. Do you STUDY there. Do you meet friends and get coffee there. Do you borrow the FREE, ZERO SUBSCRIPTION, ZERO TRACKING books, audiobooks, ebooks, and films. Have you checked out their events and schemes. Do you sign up for the low cost courses in ASL or knitting or programming or writing your CV that they probably run. Do you know they probably have myriad of schemes to help low income families. Do you hire their low cost rooms if you need them. Have you joined their social groups. Do you use the FREE COMPUTERS. Do you even know what your library is trying to offer you. Listen, the library shouldn’t just exist for you as a nice idea. That��s why more libraries shut every year
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hamburgergod · 6 days ago
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painting this on the ceiling above my bed so it's the first thing i see upon waking in the morning and the last thing i see before falling asleep at night
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hamburgergod · 7 days ago
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hamburgergod · 7 days ago
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hamburgergod · 8 days ago
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hamburgergod · 8 days ago
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The supreme court ruling in the UK is exactly why I've been telling you to stop streaming, stop buying, stop engaging with Harry Potter content.
You paid for that. Full stop. No excuses. She funded and aided and abetted that.
"I like the universe." - real people are suffering now because you can't let your childhood blorbos go.
I'm not asking you to burn/trash books or things you already own. I'm asking you to stop engaging actively with the IP. Don't stream the new show. Don't stream the movies on HBO. Don't go to that fucking theme park. Let. It. Die.
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hamburgergod · 9 days ago
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To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!
And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!
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hamburgergod · 10 days ago
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eugenides moodboard
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hamburgergod · 10 days ago
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Multiple Attolian barons: hiring the best assassins money can buy to try to murder Costis
Costis, tipsy and throwing people through windows: damn so weird how intense bar fights are getting these days
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hamburgergod · 10 days ago
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women in male dominated fields (arrogance)
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hamburgergod · 11 days ago
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Birch   -  Peter Ern 
Swedish, b. 1965-
Woodcut , edition 20,  47 × 55.5 cm.
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hamburgergod · 11 days ago
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Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.
One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause
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hamburgergod · 12 days ago
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i adore being confronted with the staggering breadth of what individual people can get obsessed with. there's nothing better than having That One Mutual with an advanced degree in ancient greek tragedy who writes minecraft youtube fanfiction to remind you that anyone can love anything
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hamburgergod · 12 days ago
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i think about this a hundred times a day
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