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*announcer voice* And now, we’ll hear a few words from our sponsors!
The Sponsor:
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"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees
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mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little
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we diagnose you with a creeping sense of alienation forever. incurable
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Two cats on a window sill, 2020 - photographer unknown
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break
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