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hamlet adaptation where upon saying this line, instead of horatio holding up his own hands, he clasps and lifts hamlet’s

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1 more day until they reunite…

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i have zero respect for somebody who sees a SHAKESPEARE PLAY and complains about it being too gay

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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

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I despise the French

You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy

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BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

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ophelia can step on me any time

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my favourite hobby is correcting people when they playfully mock the "to be or not to be" hamlet soliloquy and pretend to hold a skull in their hand

like NOPE the skull scene was with the "alas, poor Yorick" monologue. let me underline that. MONOLOGUE. not soliloquy. because Horatio was there with Hamlet in the "alas, poor Yorick" scene so it wasn't a soliloquy, unlike the "to be or not to be" one

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#and that’s why he eats every time

Andrew Scott delivers Shakespeare like he never bothered learning lines and he's just saying whatever thoughts are coming into his head, which so happen to be the words of Hamlet

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@queen-vessaraia-ashlynne

1984 FANART WE ARE SO BACK

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Hamlet is like the fake dating trope but instead of fake dating it's fake insanity which slowly becomes real insanity

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just finished reading act one scene two of hamlet and its so fucking funny to me cause like one moment hamlet's like "i wanna die, disappear from this world, have my flesh melt from my skin and evaporate like the morning dew, my mother is evil, she married my uncle and possibly had an affair" and then literally not even a minute later he's like "OMG HORATIO!!!"

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omg they’re amazing!!!!!!!!

I made bookmarks. Might make more based on famous classic literature covers/art. If you have any recommendations (I have pink, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple bookmarks), feel free to reblog them!

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emo hamlet and goth ophelia is all i need in my life

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i do and will judge a book by its cover

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@john-bentinck-5th-ducke

i would look so hot half dead on a floor

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“Hamlet” *the play* is like one giant chaotic AITA post where the verdict is so clearly “everyone sucks”