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Couple dynamics or whatever

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spock when jim got home from his date with edith keeler

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Jim will NOT be helping u with ur blueballs, Bones

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Jim will NOT be helping u with ur blueballs, Bones

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Happy Birthday Spock 💙

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me: *writes fic*

me: great! time to post to ao3-

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spock when jim got home from his date with edith keeler

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can we just talk for a second about how comphet Spock's eyeshadow is just through the fucking roof in This Side of Paradise.

"I may have to fuck a girl (because plot and also i'm out of my wits on sex pollen) but goddammit I am going to serve the most beautiful cunt while doing it and then because I can't actually fuck Jim on screen i'm just going to beat the shit out of him instead while looking like a goddamn princess"

Spock, hanging upside down from a tree, high on hetsex pollen, to Kirk (actual line from the episode): "Perhaps we should go back and get you straightened out."

Kirk: "oh is THAT what those flowers do, Spock? Straighten you out? God forbid... Don't worry, when I get you alone a few scenes from now, I'll fix you with a nice homoerotic fistfight, okay? I'll point a long, hard pipe at you and then grunt a lot while you throw me around the room until I'm on my back on the floor. THEN you'll start feeling like yourself again."

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A scan of a print signed "Jeny91" that I picked up at an art show or dealer's room at some North American media convention, most likely in the 90s.

If anyone can help me better ID the artist, I'd appreciate it... :)

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As originally written, the Romulan Commander from "The Enterprise Incident" was male, and it was Sarek who had to distract him for the mission.

So it's logical that the scene would have played like this:

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.