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HAMLET????

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crash

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Man i love the crash event. 52k people posted a single word, the queue system broke, everyone forgot it was gonna happen and got confused about why they posted crash. Several hundred people got the time so wrong that i saw someone post it every hour. Despite a timezone calculator being included in the post. It was aknowledged in a staff post. I roleplayed as an army general trying to keep my troops motivated. The whole thing left 0 cultural impact on the site

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my what will what

hamlet when he realises the sword is poison:

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excuse you

I really wish we got to see hamlet before his father died because I’m dying to know like…WHAT horatio saw in him no offense lmao

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rude

you can’t change my mind

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OH REALLY?? DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE ME LIKE THAT WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES??? DO YOU REALLY??? BECAUSE I’M READY TO FIGHT YOU, BRO, I’LL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW, I WILL COME INTO YOUR CASTLE, POUR YOUR SOUP IN THE RIVER, AND BURN ALL OF IT TO THE GROUND. COME AT ME, BRO.

do not DARE threaten my skull.

due to recent events, I may not be posting for a while… i’ve just been going through a difficult loss and i just think it’s better for everyone if i just took a while to recover and… figure out who i am, i guess. idk, i’m just… sad. i’ll just have to figure out how to live with such an important piece of my life missing. goodbye for now.

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OH REALLY?? DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE ME LIKE THAT WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES??? DO YOU REALLY??? BECAUSE I’M READY TO FIGHT YOU, BRO, I’LL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW, I WILL COME INTO YOUR CASTLE, POUR YOUR SOUP IN THE RIVER, AND BURN ALL OF IT TO THE GROUND. COME AT ME, BRO.

do not DARE threaten my skull.

due to recent events, I may not be posting for a while… i’ve just been going through a difficult loss and i just think it’s better for everyone if i just took a while to recover and… figure out who i am, i guess. idk, i’m just… sad. i’ll just have to figure out how to live with such an important piece of my life missing. goodbye for now.

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lol dude chill

due to recent events, I may not be posting for a while… i’ve just been going through a difficult loss and i just think it’s better for everyone if i just took a while to recover and… figure out who i am, i guess. idk, i’m just… sad. i’ll just have to figure out how to live with such an important piece of my life missing. goodbye for now.

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listen im sorry i ate your soup okay stop being so goth

due to recent events, I may not be posting for a while… i’ve just been going through a difficult loss and i just think it’s better for everyone if i just took a while to recover and… figure out who i am, i guess. idk, i’m just… sad. i’ll just have to figure out how to live with such an important piece of my life missing. goodbye for now.

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how do you like my pet? it’s a bowl of soup on a leash

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oh boy do i buddy

knife

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i am not a hate blog, you fool, i am my own fully realized blog. i transcend your petty feuds. 

but also i hate you and i WILL fight you 

oh so i have a hate blog now 

@ham-let-me-die i see you

fight me

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how do you like my pet? it’s a bowl of soup on a leash

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i will come into your castle and cry in the middle of your dining hall

is that what you want

i want to see the pet soup op

how do you like my pet? it’s a bowl of soup on a leash