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Am I delusional? Yeah! Of course I am, have you SEEN the kinds of things I post?? But that’s hot right? That’s what the people are into these days, RIGHT??

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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What they don't show you in cowboy movies is the hero vaporizing after riding off into the sunset

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parent cats are crazy because they have the protectiveness of a parent but at the end of the day theyre still just cats

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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

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i work with this guy from ireland and conversations with him are such a treat. Bro! So daft 😂 has become a huge meme for me in my brain

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they should make games 8 gb again

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Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

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hes such a loser lmfaoooo

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hate when i make a joke on a post and then look at the tags and everyone else is making the same joke it feels like op is a retail employee and im a customer. im sorry. you should kill me

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fuuuuuuck I can't I'm busy. there's pollen tomorrow

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So close LibreOffice! The word I was looking for was arsenal.

Thanks for the suggestion though.

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