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barkskins (tv) as john mulaney, a sampling

rene sel

charles duquet

mathilde

goames

yvon

trepagny

mari

melissande

cooke

bouchard

hudson bay company

wobik

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Zuko who spent years at sea with sailors: *stubs his toe* “Ow! Fucking son of a bitch, motherfucking god-fuck fuck fuck. Holy-“

Aang:

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Wow this is so interesting. I never knew this.

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#a summary

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stopping the movie to read the joke :D

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the mom friend 👨‍👧‍👦

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me, looking at the current state of the world, crying:I wish none of this had happened…

Gandalf, materialising in my conscience, smiling kindly: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, besides the will of evil.

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another quality twitter like Andrew.

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people being upset that an event they were looking forward to attending or watching was cancelled due to proactive containment measures doesnt make them callous or self centered, you’re just obsessed with performative social justice tweeting. let people be disappointed about shit, damn. sorry your life sucks and you have no interests or hobbies outside of policing others’ moral purity online lol

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compilation of italians singing from their balconies during the lockdown since no one is allowed to visit other people

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ways to describe the magnus archives

kind of like the x files, but if the myth arcs were planned out in advance and actually made sense, and also tied together literally every single monster-of-the-week episode perfectly, and also British

a bunch of shitty warlocks are locked in endless struggle over whose patron is the coolest. the perspective character is the shittiest one

a seventy year old milennial, Adorable Spiders Man, one (1) raging bisexual with an axe, and a pack of feral lesbians try to stop the end of the world. they’re bad at it

it’s time to play Wheel of Phobias!

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The Struggle™

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Okay Han was just like vibing and then these two hot twins were like. Can u help me overthrow the government. And he was like damn I guess