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I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware

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i think about this tweet like every other month

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Walter wide was many things but it is extremely funny how he neglected his own flesh and blood teenage son in order to be an even worse father to a wholly different guy

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Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man

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Genuine question, what will happen to fandom under communism?

We’re sending in the Red Army to raid AO3 headquarters

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are you in the right headspace right now to receive my big gay dance

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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

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reading the Book of Bobos

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Me when the Book of Bobos finally drops

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I need a weed stoner gf to put her edibles out on me

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Reading about the economic history of the 1700s is fascinating because effectively medieval economies are getting hit with very modern economic problems. But! They don't have the words to even describe what is happening to them.

I would say there is a twinge of the eldritch it, but in reality it looked like:

"Fuuuuck Portugal brought so much silver back from their new world slave colonies that it broke (debased and crashed) all our damn silver coins! Better mint more silver coins, that's worked for most problems so far."

"FUUUUUUCK ITS NOT WORKING FUUUUCK"

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don quixote was the original chuuni

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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This is my promise to you.

✊ Never. Stop. Blogging.

Share the Tumblr prayer.

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Graveyard with sheep in Poland, 1981 [1000x700]

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Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"

The steel factory:

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I feel so exhausted