haltmann
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haltmann · 2 hours ago
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weirdly enchanted by this
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this is one of the most chilling scenes in jurassic park, wherein, rather than showing us the brutality on screen, the movie uses sound effects to imply the gruesome violence as the cow beats the shit out of a bunch of velociraptors
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haltmann · 2 hours ago
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I've said it before but i think there's a whole bunch of piss to take out of the Reddit Guy Invents Gunpowder subgenre of isekai from an alt-science angle. If you have wizards and dragons and shit, there's no reason to assume that chemistry and physics work the same way. Florida Man injured in very avoidable phlogiston incident.
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haltmann · 2 hours ago
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did it work
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haltmann · 4 hours ago
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haltmann · 22 hours ago
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I am very passionate about how Portal is a very feminist game. I see a lot of people say that Portal is progressive because it could’ve had a protagonist of interchangeable gender, and that Chell being a woman affects nothing. But it completely does! Chell being a woman is inherent to the plot and theming of the narrative! Portal is progressive because it depicts corporate exploitation of women and actively shows a woman perservering and overcoming that abuse!!!
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haltmann · 22 hours ago
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haltmann · 22 hours ago
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haltmann · 22 hours ago
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TGIRL TUMMY
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haltmann · 22 hours ago
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American naturalization test
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haltmann · 22 hours ago
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listening and learning
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haltmann · 23 hours ago
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They've been colorized and lined.
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haltmann · 23 hours ago
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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haltmann · 1 day ago
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customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤
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haltmann · 1 day ago
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no more gravy no more basting it is freedom we are tasting
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haltmann · 1 day ago
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Rocket jumps solemnly
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