haltmann
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haltmann Ā· 38 minutes ago
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haltmann Ā· 39 minutes ago
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Tea time!
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haltmann Ā· 39 minutes ago
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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haltmann Ā· 1 hour ago
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haltmann Ā· 1 hour ago
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haltmann Ā· 1 hour ago
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haltmann Ā· 1 hour ago
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amelia bedelia getting kicked out of the army after being told to sound off
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haltmann Ā· 2 hours ago
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theyre inventing a new kind of baby thats even better than all the other types because - and get this - it receives valuable nutrients from secondhand smoke
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haltmann Ā· 3 hours ago
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ā€œmale loneliness epidemicā€ and ā€œfriendzoningā€ are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women
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haltmann Ā· 5 hours ago
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haltmann Ā· 5 hours ago
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finally got a mad scientist gf but shes with the control group so we have regular sex where i dont get dissected but she still types up reports every night and i am so fucking mad
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haltmann Ā· 17 hours ago
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Pure black coffee no sugar
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haltmann Ā· 18 hours ago
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Not sure which lala lands you people live on but a lot of soup kitchens esp those organized by religious orgs turn away sex workers, drug addicts and people who are generally low hygiene
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haltmann Ā· 19 hours ago
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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
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haltmann Ā· 1 day ago
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lowkey all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey
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haltmann Ā· 1 day ago
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itā€™s a great time to be a hater, many things are bad and lots of stuff sucks. itā€™s also a terrible time to be a hater, because many people will insist that you have to like the bad thing because a company spent millions of dollars making it and itā€™s just not very nice to say itā€™s bad
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haltmann Ā· 1 day ago
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lame ass gadgetjob
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