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I do consider Wolverine's interactions with Jean and Scott in the first X-Men movie to be sort of an inverse unicorn hunter scenario. sometimes the unicorn hunts you. aggressively.

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Matthew Dickman, from “I Feel Like the Galaxy,” in Mayakovsky’s Revolver

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Honestly, you don't need dating advice save for "just be yourself". If a guy isn't seduced by your extensive lecture about coealacanths, or a girl isn't impressed by you gaming the McDonald's systems to finesse yourself 30 free chicken nuggets, you're on a date with the wrong person. Not a bad person, but one that isn't the right match for you, and the way you want to live.

First dates are for showing someone "hey this is the kind of life I like to be living", them doing the same, until you find someone who clicks and you both think "fuck yeah I want to live like this." Whether that's sitting in a café judging joggers, or casually committing small crime for shits and giggles.

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always wild when posts are circulating that r like “your 30s are not too late!!” and the tags/reblogs are like “ppl can achieve things even when they’re old!!!!” because yeah i guess but also 30 isn’t even old. you know that right. you know 30s are still young. you know that. right. right. right

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Oskar Kokoschka (Austrian,1886-1980)

Girl on a meadow by the village, 1906-1908

Color lithograph

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I am good. I am loved.

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Pipilotti Rist

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i’m your dog

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having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid

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do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.

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why the fuck was he doing that it’s been haunting me like for real. was it for LUCK????

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remmeber that period of time when ppl on tumblr were rlly adamant that likes did nothing and we’re pointless and the only way to support their art was to reblog. like that was so fucking stupid, im not liking ur post to increase ur engagement, im liking ur post cuz i like the fucking post

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“Mothership” 🖖🖖