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First attempt at a cover of The Hanging Tree. Equipment is trash but constructive criticism appreciated!

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Quick first attempt at a cover of You Don't Know from the musical Next to Normal

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A cover that apparently starts off with a guest track from Alvin and the Chipmunks.

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First attempt at Blown Away - desperately in need of a new microphone that doesn't crap out when the volume is too high

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Heroes (Are Meant To Fight)

An Avengers Parody of Starships by Nicki Minaj

It starts with a blue cube Loki’s here to take Can’t stop, stop his big escape We’re Shield, Yield, not what we do Like Fury says, it’s time to call the crew. Son of Coul’s, goal, retain all control Got Widow, no, call her on the phone Bring in Bruce, Cap, Maybe even Stark Now it’s time for the God of thunder and a spark. But they won’t talk, talk They just argue Gotta walk the walk, walk, cause this place just blew No time for talk, talk Now Hawkeye’s here too Gotta walk the walk, walk It’s time to prove

(Chorus) Heroes are meant to fight Stand up, for what is right It’s time, to show our might We’ll take him down to size Heroes are meant to fight Stand up, for what is right We’ll take him down to size Stand up (I’ve had it with these mother-fuckers) (x3)

Tony Stark falling from a height, We got this And Barton crashing the Quinjet, We got this But fight as a team, and fight them all now Take them down, and break them kapow Coulson isn’t really dead… There’s a bomb on the way, better pray, pray, pray Put the blame on the council, cause they be-be-tray There’s no need to run or to flee-flee-flee The day has been saved, been saved by Tony. Too tired for talk, talk Cause this battle is through We can walk the walk, walk Cause we just proved (Chorus) (I’ve had it with these mother-fuckers) (x3) (Chorus) (I’ve had it with these mother-fuckers) (x3)

(Note - Yes, there are audio issues and the quality does suffer from my lack of being Nicki Minaj.)

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The only person you need to be following on tumblr.

IT’S HAPPENING GUYS THE 47 YEAR OLD ON THE INTERNET WAS RIGHT MY ONCE IN A WHILE CAN OF COKE ADDICTION IS DRAINING MY LIFE FORCE TELL MY MOTHER I’M SORRY IT’S NOT HER FAULT

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[[I am so excited asdfgh… This wasn’t supposed to come until at least Tuesday.

My “Coulson’s Minions” t-shirt from Vistaprint.  It’s from that “Blog of a Stressed Supernanny” fanfic by Mac n’ Meez that is absolutely brilliant.]]

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I have decided that I will no longer go down with my ships.

I will merely convert them all to submarines, and continue on.

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NEW FOOTAGE In Iron Man-Centric TV Spot

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So excited for Thorsday.  Now, if only I could procure Mjolnir and Cap's Shield and maybe an Arc Reactor...

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Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody) based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobama  also known as “How many fandoms can SDG cram into one fucking song?” Also, the harmonies suck butt. Edit: Uploaded one without harmonies. Got sick of hearing myself suckass at the one thing I love doing.

Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam? Do you ever feel like a Whovian? Watching Rory die time and time again

Do you ever feel the Supernatural You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt? Did you know that there’s a place for you? There’s others just like you.

You gotta enter your password and username. Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes

‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl The coolest kind in all the world I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh into homosexual-al-al Baby, I’m a fandom girl I’ll show you how I see the world I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic    Into begging for some di-i-ick

Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat You see the parallels between Destiel And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell

I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore But the Avengers, never pretend there’s nothing between Steve and Tony

Pre-Chorus/Chorus

Fuck you, I  won a BAFTA twi-i-ice If two characters fi-i-ight It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight

‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch I won’t apologize for this I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh into homosexual-al-al It seems these characters are sluts But I love Tumblr too much I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic Into begging for some di-i-ick

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The time is now, let’s not pretend That we know how it’s gonna end Subtext they did not intend? Boyfriends! The fandom is so unprepared And everyone is getting scared All these feelings should be shared, my friend!

... (Click link for full parody)

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Because I literally cannot stop thinking about the Avengers.  I have written two parodys, I have returned to this blog because of feels. 

Coulson girls represent.

Yay! Finished the set! Fullsize versions are here and over here.

… I think Coulson ended up one of my favorites in this set.

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Let Whedon Entertain You (Let the Avengers Assemble)

An Avengers parody of Let Me Entertain You by Robbie Williams

Lyrics

The time is now, let’s not pretend That we know how it’s gonna end Subtext they did not intend? Boyfriends! The fandom is so unprepared And everyone is getting scared All these feelings should be shared, my friend!

So come on, Let Whedon entertain you Let the Avengers assemble

Hawkeye’s on the ceiling fan And Bruce Banner’s another man Tony Stark’s still Iron Man That’s true Widow’s using her thigh-lock Cap’s still suffering from time-shock Thor’s Hammer represents his cock It’s true

So come on, Let Whedon entertain you Let the Avengers assemble

Coulson’s still the best badass And Stark continues to harrass If he keeps this up he’s gonna tase his ass, yeah This team up is gonna be the thing And everyone is jaw dropping With great effects and superb acting, hell yeah!

Loki’s still a shit, but he’s back to conquer We need more than Mjolnir and the Mark six armour. This one’s for the fans and my fear lessens It’s not going to be Wolverine Origins

So come on, Let Whedon entertain you Let the Avengers assemble Let Whedon entertain you Some of us still are suffering Buffy feels And wish that Firefly season 2 was real I trust in Whedon and I’ll suffer the cost As long as I don’t have to see Hawkeye get Jossed! So come on Let Whedon entertain you Let the Avengers assemble So come on, Let Whedon entertain you Let the Avengers assemble Come on come on come on come on

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I WILL NEVER SHHHH ABOUT MY LOVE FOR YOU. NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Stop it, stop it at once!