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Our Muses Are Part Of A Romance Reality Show. Send “Surprise Roommates” For Our Muses To Be Forced To Live Together For 3 Weeks!

Bonus if our muses hate each other!!

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It’s Hug-A-Muse Monday!! Send in “You Can’t Escape Me!” To Give Your Favorite Muses A Well-Deserved Hug!

Or Send “Ahh! They’ve Got Me!!” To Receive A Hug From Your Favorite Muse!!

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Your muse is having a really rough week and has reached their breaking point. Send “Midnight Call” for your muse to call my muse in the middle of the night crying.

Or send “It’s past midnight..” for my muse to be the one calling yours! 

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Our Muses Have Been In A Long-Distance Relationship For Months But Have Never Been Able To Meet In Person. Send “Oh My God, You’re Really Here!” For my Muse To Surprise Your Muse By Visiting Them In Person!

Or Send “Here I am!” For Your Muse To Surprise Mine! 

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Our muses are in the midst of a heated argument. Send “🤛” for my muse’s reaction to yours raising a hand at them out of sheer rage.

Or send “🤛 + reverse” for my muse to be the one raising a hand at yours! 

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Send “🎢“ For Our Muses To Go To An Amusement Park Together!

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Shit I’ve Said To My Bestie {Dialog Starters Pt. 1}

“In every friend group, there’s the chaotic gremlin and the cam and quiet one. Obviously I’m not the calm and quiet one.”

“Y/nnnnnn! I want fooooood!” 

“...Did you just smack my ass? Seriously?”

“Ramen with mayonnaise again? Oh my god you are so weird.”

“You went to dinner?? Without ME???” 

“Since when have I said no to free food?” 

“...Did you hit your head? Are you okay? I swear to god you just spoke fucking gibberish.”

*Flips off* “Mofucker!” 

*Gives both middle fingers and runs* “Catch me if you can, BITCH!”

“So ice cream, movies and not going out in the sunlight? Fuck yeah!”

“Oh my god, I’m telling you! If you like them, then go talk to them!! Don’t make me go over there and do it for you.”

“Oh my god, I have the biggest crush on (Insert name here). What do I do???”

“...Fuckin’ fight me.” 

“...Did you just fart? On my fucking lap?? Seriously??”

“Okay so I know you’re pissed off but are we still gonna go get food?”

“Don’t act like I’m the only weird one, you asshole. You’re just as weird as me.” 

“Ready to go to the amusement park?” 

“You’re such a hoe, oh my god.” 

“How DARE you make me feel happy! I gained weight because you made me feel loved and shit, now I’m fat because of you!”

“Eww, isn’t that your Ex?” 

“Shit, you’re right! He/She/They are cute, no wonder you’re crushing on him/her/them!” 

“...The FUCK?? Say that again??” 

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Our muses have gone camping with a group and have ended up sharing a tent, but the night has gotten freezing cold and there’s a storm raging outside. Send “Midnight Shivers” for my muse’s reaction to yours asking to share a sleeping bag with them!

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Send “Gentle Caresses” For My Muse’s Reaction To Yours Tenderly Reaching Out And Cupping Their Cheek.

Or Send “Soft Touch” For The Reverse~

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Our Muses Had A Nasty Argument And My Muse Ended Up Getting Hurt By Yours. Send “Begging for forgiveness” For My Muse’s Reaction To Yours Appearing On Their Doorstep Late At Night, Sobbing.

Or Send “Forgiveness Granted” For My Muse To Be The One On Your Muse’s Doorstep~

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Our muses were at a party and your muse had a little bit too much to drink. Send “ 🍺” For your muse to wake up in the same bed as my muse!

Or Send “ 🍺 + Reverse” For My Muse To Wake Up Beside Yours~!

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Your Muse Is Feeling Possessive! Send “Mine~” For My Muse’s Reaction To Your Muse Hugging Them From Behind And Claiming Them As Theirs~!

Or Send “Yes, I am Yours~” For My Muse To Be The Possessive One~!

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Send “Touch Me...” For My Muse’s Reaction To Yours Climbing Into Their Lap, Grinding Against Them In A State Of Arousal.

Or Send “I Want To Touch You,” For My Muse To Be The One Climbing Atop Yours And Grinding Against Them!

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It’s late in the evening and our muses are simply enjoying spending time together. Send “Quiet Time” for our muses to cuddle quietly in the low light.

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It’s a beautiful night outside and the moon is full. Send “Clothes off” to go skinny dipping in the moonlight with my muse!

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Your Muse Is Unable To Sleep. Send “Sing To Me?” For My Muse To Sing Yours A Lullaby From Their Native Homeland!

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Send “C’mere,” to pull my muse in and kiss them hard.

Bonus if it’s during an argument or angry confession!