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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

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birthday wish

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understanding taxonomy is so funny to me, cause now i see this and go

ah yes, two reptiles

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You will criticize some completely neutral behavior on here and people will go “Well, some of us have mental illness” like, I’m sure you do. But I don’t think your mental illness makes you watch tiktoks on the bus at full volume without headphones.

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THAT SURE WAS A FUCKING RIDE HUH

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If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.

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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) dir. Stanley Kubrick

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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Life During Interesting Times

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I just want to love you

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“Never Gonna Give You Up” with every second beat removed