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I would greatly appreciate that. You could even stay and hang out with me, if you wanted to. Well I would like that as well, but sometimes our bodies won't let us do what we really want to do which does indeed suck.

So this is awkward.

Well that could be a problem. Do you need me to get you some medicine? I can bring you a nice cup of mango tea as well. It seems so. I think I’d rather not be under the weather. If it was up to me, I’d be outside doing something with myself. 

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"@halfadams wins his castle; next stop: slay dragons" - (x)

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There is a slight problem with that suggestion, ever since I laid down on my rather comfortable bed I haven’t seemed to be able to get up without getting lightheaded. Well thats what happens when you too much sweets, looks like we are both aren’t feeling a little bit under the weather today.

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So this is awkward.

You should probably raid a medicine cabinet if it’s that painful. I’m currently sick to my stomach from all that sweet junk I had early this morning. I figured out why I choose to stick to organic foods.

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Well, I guess so. Yes I do like the sweet and innocent Shay, she didn't threaten to kick my ass because I was busy with filming Suits. I had to admit it sometime, and it was killing me to keep it as a secret. Fine, Fine. Shay, you majestic creature, Im deeply apologize for not giving you the attention you so desperately crave from me. That good?

So this is awkward.

Every sweet and innocent female has a violent side, Patty. Aw, you liked sweet and innocent Shay? It’s about time you admitted you enjoyed my friendship! Actually, it would make everything better, so start apologizing.

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Damn girl you got violent. What happened the sweet and innocent Shay? I liked her. Would it help you I said I am sorry that I deprived you of my awesome presence?

So this is awkward.

I should really kick your ass for depriving me of your presence for so long.

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Shay. Last time I saw you, you were on my TV screen.

So this is awkward.

Patrick. Last time I saw you we were at a Lakers game.

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I’ve missed you too. Eh, I’m currently in the middle of an excruciating headache so I can’t say I’m perfect but I’m okay, how about you?

So this is awkward.

I’ve missed you. How’ve you been?

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Hello Amber, I’m Patrick. It's nice to meet you.

So this is awkward.

What’s up guy I don’t know. I’m Amber!

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Troian. It’s a pleasure to see you.

So this is awkward.

Patrick. What a lovely surprise.

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So this is awkward.

So awkward that I kind of left speechless.

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