31F/Bi/you only need one bull/🤙 feminist/ These are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others!
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F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned.
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The Switch 2 NEEDS to fail at launch, we cannot allow $80 for game cards that don't actually have the fucking video game on them be a thing. Someone at Nintendo needs to die for it, I want investors and executives to fall on their swords for attempting this.
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"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german
#some of the middle aged European lady haircuts are rough#and that's coming from me#i cut my own hair and do as little grooming as i can get away with and sometimes not even that much
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“Menstruate on it” as a synonym for pondering; sounds familiar enough to “ruminate” to immediately signify the meaning, but with an air of female intuition
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Put baby in pelican mouth poster. For you
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you used to be able to put a dvd in your laptop and play it. you used to be able to burn cds.
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every time I have to set an alarm an angel loses it's wings
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Winter in the High Country
(c) gifs by riverwindphotography
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