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classic literature goes crazy because it’s like sir john! wait which sir john there are six of them cathy? which one, there are three

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The vilification Catherine and Nelly take up at Heathcliff to convince Isabella of his devilish soul is making me wheeze! Like yes Issy darling, I get you! We all like bad boys but use your senses fgs!

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MOONLIGHT MYSTIQUE 白月梵星 · 2025 — Are you sure you want this turtle who knows no bounds to be my master? What do you think he can teach me?

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Why does Bai Lu likes to penetrate her men so much? With literal weapons, get your mind out of the gutter!

Here she is in MM:

Here she is in upcoming Lament of River Immortal:

In last year's SOKP:

In last year's TTEOTM:

If I were a man and I saw her coming, I'd run unless I was seriously into pain. Which ML of MM very well might be, see the lyrics playing over the stabbing:

If that is your definition of a lifetime of passion, I hope your tetanus shots are up to date!

PPS This lyric did crack me up:

I bet it feels like forever - he's stabbed!!!!

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whatever is going on between ji-yun and eun-ho and his daughter who's back from school sleepover and both them adults losing their shits as if it's neighborhood dispatch not a LIL GIRL.

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Bestie says:

But bestie most definitely cares!

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Bai Lu and some good ol' choking

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The fandom behavior in the background—

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Not MM starting with a cartoon version of bai shuo to emphasize how misplaced she is in the real worl—WHATEVER THIS IS ADORABLE

I LOVE IT

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studio ghibli movies must have:

old ladies

cool lesbian aunt

gorgeous forest/garden

little guy(s)

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君たちはどう生きるか (THE BOY AND THE HERON) 2023 | Hayao Miyazaki

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love the new ghibli protagonist. what a little freak (affectionate). he has NO chill. a kid shoves him at the start of the movie and he instantly tackles them and proceeds to fight his entire class. he bashed his head in with a rock and tried to walk it off. the bird in his garden was doing funny things and he instantly starts making plans to murder it. was ready to beat the shit out of that pelican. i just know if he was allowed to curse he would have called that heron a bitch ass mother fucker. mahito was NOT fucking around.

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Watched The Boy And The Heron and loved that the boy in question was never chill for even a moment

and this dramatic ass bird

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obsessed with pairs that exist as a "balance to each forever doomed to sacrifice ourselves for the world because we love the world too much, the humanity too much; and the tears that you shed belongs to the world not me; save them; don't grieve me too much because I'll return to you as rain and in the wind" and the way the last shred of his soul returns to a promise he made long ago, drifting over the wind finds his way to the heartbroken man who is searching all the skies and lands for him while the woman waits by the shore that once was his refuge—

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The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath, Sylvia Plath