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a relationship should be 50/50

i have a sword. you have a sword. we duel in the woods.

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@nemxricultrix what's this about making a staff for your wife?

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How was everyone's holidays?

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good luck trying to kill me when I don't feel like being killed though

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I love being a parent for days like this. Even when they're all wound up and cranky and overwhelmed... They still have been giggly and experienced so much magic over simple things.

I mean they can do that every day but getting them in matching PJs makes it more special

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It's adorable to watch

I have a very special ritual for Dwayne lined up and ready to go for the winter solstice tonight 🩵💚

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How...?

I am quite enjoying having three of myself. One for vitae, one for alchemy, and one for the blood.

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God you're sappy. I love that for both of you

I have a very special ritual for Dwayne lined up and ready to go for the winter solstice tonight 🩵💚

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What, like you drink from yourself or?

I am quite enjoying having three of myself. One for vitae, one for alchemy, and one for the blood.

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Three of you?

Vitea and blood?

I am quite enjoying having three of myself. One for vitae, one for alchemy, and one for the blood.

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What

I am quite enjoying having three of myself. One for vitae, one for alchemy, and one for the blood.

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What

I am quite enjoying having three of myself. One for vitae, one for alchemy, and one for the blood.

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Awww! Now I'm curious!

I have a very special ritual for Dwayne lined up and ready to go for the winter solstice tonight 🩵💚

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The 'yes or no' game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

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Idea: when fighting a werewolf, cast Invisibility on them!

Possible benefits: if moonlight isn’t shining on them (it would go through without reflecting) they might turn back into a person.

Possible downsides: invisible werewolf.

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Yeah no... There's a bigger problem they're not addressing in that case. They could be reading a book while drinking but just drinking.... What are you trying to stuff down there?

Try therapy

I need hunters to understand drinking isn't a hobby. I don't care if you drink like a fish, it's just killing time, not learning Swahili