Hal•Jewish•autistic•They/them/it/itsThere are no themes here...just a weirdo made out of computer parts livin out its dream to be real (?)This is here for me to post/reblog what I like when I like. Use your brain and dni if ur uncomfy
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bro it is imperative my tower have like 1 million sharp metal spikes so every lightning strike in a 10 mile radius fries the electrical system and a trip on the balcony portends certain death <- top quotes to reminisce on whilst falling from the one hundredth floor
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wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala
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my theory is dragons kidnap princesses for the same reason they hoard gold and other treasure, which is the perceived value and the bragging rights thereof. however, unlike precious metals and gems, human attractiveness is way more subjective, so you end up with dragons calculating the most valuable princess to nab and getting frustrated when their math doesn't check out...
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We have always loved and we will continue to love. Oh, the beauty of human connection!
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imagine ur living inside a tiny mushroom house... with a tiny chimney.... deep in the woods... no one knows u exist... u make soup in a tiny pot.....u are free
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thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)
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