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they should invent a me that feels motivated to do things

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Dance as an act of rebellion. Dance as an act of joy.

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The people at my job seem to have this belief that Jewish people prefer dark chocolate to milk chocolate, so, as a milk chocolate lover, I have a question for you.

and please reblog to reach more people!

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Cicada shaped Knick knacks, how lovely✨

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*me smelling marijuana in the air*

I want some.

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Pomegranate study from a reference. Pinterest reference from Life Expectancy

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ceramic tiles decorated with pomegranates.

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THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

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I bugged too hard, they're gonna kill me.

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What if we were two beetles in love?🍀

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Animal Crossing: New Leaf (2012)

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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go my isopods!!

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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat