hal-5000
hal-5000
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
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Nechama•Jewish•autistic•lesbian?•they/them/it/itsThere are no themes here...just a weirdo made out of computer parts livin out its dream to be real (?)This is here for me to post/reblog what I like when I like. i’m not the best at tagging, so it’s on you to dni if you’re uncomfortable.
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hal-5000 · 9 hours ago
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hell yeah I’m wlw (wench loving wench)
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hal-5000 · 9 hours ago
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hal-5000 · 9 hours ago
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not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?
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hal-5000 · 10 hours ago
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imagine that big triangle with “butch knights calling me “my lady”” in it
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hal-5000 · 11 hours ago
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pillow talk
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hal-5000 · 13 hours ago
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i just wish the frightening ghoul would say something. for once. the silence is more disconcerting than anything it might say
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hal-5000 · 15 hours ago
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before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
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hal-5000 · 15 hours ago
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The Plagues song in Prince of Egypt goes so hard
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hal-5000 · 3 days ago
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hal-5000 · 3 days ago
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hal-5000 · 3 days ago
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maybe its because im an asylum seeker but i am of the opinion that even if immigrants and asylum seekers contributed nothing to a nation that nation should not have the right to deport them.
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hal-5000 · 3 days ago
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Probably not great that my legacy on this site is going to be popularizing slurs, doing a really good cum, and almost blowing up the moon.
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hal-5000 · 4 days ago
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There is something so insidious and gross about the dumbing down and cutesfying of language.
“Unalive” “grape” “sewer slide”- no.
If you’re using a word like grape for anything other than the fruit, actually grow up.
Dead. Murder. Rape. Suicide.
These are serious topics. They aren’t cute. Talk about them seriously and in an adult manner.
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hal-5000 · 4 days ago
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I WANT TO READ ALL THE BOOKS, STUDY ALL THE LANGUAGES, ADMIRE ALL THE ART... BUT I AM JUST SO TIRED!!!
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hal-5000 · 4 days ago
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reblog to stir prev occasionally
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hal-5000 · 4 days ago
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necromancer princess who keeps the same knight around hundreds of years
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