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kinda wanna prove everyone wrong and get my life together but also kinda wanna kill myself ://
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they should make a flavor of chips called "shock collar" where it's just dill pickle, salt n vinegar, and salt and pepper chips mixed together but they all have like 2x the flavor dust as chips regularly do. i need flavor like i'm drinking the pickle jar after burning the shit out of my mouth on some hot soup
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— Richard Siken, I Had a Dream About You from Crush (via lunamonchtuna)
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the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day
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Surely this next six minutes of hitting the snooze button on my alarm will leave me feeling well rested. Surely this time.
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Me flirting: so is your bed comfy? Do you have nice blankets?
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i should be paid $250,000/year salary to make out with girls sloppy style
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