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The plague doctors that the media has made really is the pinnacle of clothing. and its so sad to see what actual plague doctors were like

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Recontextualized the lyrics. Now he's cutie and kicking his feet. Call him Mephistopheles and watch him giggle.

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All fanfiction authors have praise kinks in the form of comments and likes

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really big fan of seeing the same person in my notifications over and over again. like oooh youre rotating me in your mind again arent you

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i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now

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i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

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babygirl i will subject you to my interests

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when you pass a horse trailer on the road but it’s empty

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"You’re so polite" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people.

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On Religion:

Someone asks: "What Is Your Religion?"

My answer inevitably is: "Ghost".

"The Power Of Papa Compels You"

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DEAR FANFICTION WRITERS

Thanks for existing

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"Would you look at that, mercury's in Gatorade."

"I don't believe in astrology."

"No, I mean there is a recall."

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follow me... for adventure and wonder

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SOUBIAS

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Raw me big sexy applies to cumulus too btw

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stunning (✯◡✯)