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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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 “ Bram Stoker’s Dracula, First Edition, 1897 Published in Westminster by the Archibald Constable and Company ”

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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Barn Owl (Tyto alba), fledgling chick hauling ass across a lawn, as it was learning to fly, family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, Netherlands

photograph by Hannie Heere

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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

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"DID YOU KNOW THIS PERSON DRAWS PORN I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS" cool i am blocking you

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Merry 2000 Trained Rats, everybody

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i got a mod that lets me control the size of bees LOOK HOW TINY THEY ARE

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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

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obsessed with stories where the message is that you can’t bring someone back from the dead even if you can bring someone back from the dead

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The plague doctors that the media has made really is the pinnacle of clothing. and its so sad to see what actual plague doctors were like

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Recontextualized the lyrics. Now he's cutie and kicking his feet. Call him Mephistopheles and watch him giggle.