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This blog is being archived.

You can find Anders over here.

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This blog is being archived.

You can find Anders over here.

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i'm thinking about moving anders onto a sideblog over on my multi.

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𝐓𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬.

PART THREE. A collection of dialogue from Tevinter Nights: Herold Had the Plan, An Old Crow’s Old Tricks, Eight Little Talons, Half Up Front, and The Dread Wolf Take You. To be used as sentence starters… or whatever. As per usual, feel free to change pronouns or whatever you see fit. Mentions / implications of death, violence, food, & alcohol. 

“ Well, that was a complete disaster. ”

“ I’ve seen jobs go better. ”

“ No offense. You are just filthy, is all. ”

“ You run like a newborn deer. ”

“ I don’t want a lightning bolt up my arse. ”

“ What precisely do we rely on you for? ”

“ What do you have planned with your share of the money? ”

“ Stupidest words I ever heard, and I rarely hear any other kind. ”

“ Want to hear something fun? ”

“ May we never see each other again. ”

“ Long may he adventure. ”

“ If I may ask, what was it you were yelling? ”

“ I should’ve known you’re the cause of all this commotion. ”

“ I heard you tinkering away in here. ”

“ Nothing spoils a meal like business. ”

“ Stay silent if you’re not going to say anything useful. ”

“ You know I hate being the responsible one. ”

“ I refuse to look at another dead body until I’ve had my coffee. ”

“ I’m more than capable of killing everyone here. ”

“ You’re stupid to begin with, and drink only makes you stupider. ”

“ Why do you think you’re the exception to every rule? ”

“ As if drinking from the bottle’s ever stopped you before. ”

“ This isn’t how I imagined seeing you naked. ”

“ How do you feel — on a scale of absolute shit to dying? ”

“ Something on your mind? ”

“ It could’ve been a lot worse, and you know it. ”

“ The hell does that mean? ”

“ I am glad that my trust was not misplaced. ”

“ You and your martyr complex. ”

“ You can’t do this without me. ”

“ We’re a team, aren’t we? ”

“ Slim hope’s better than none, right? ”

“ Hate to break it to you, but most of my people still want to see you dead. ”

“ I hope you are here for peaceful purposes. ”

“ Imagine that, overlooking the god in your midst. ”

“ You stink of lies and fear. ”

“ That’s a good story, but I’d rather hear the truth. ”

“ I will regret it forever, and I will never make the same mistake again. ”

“ I am prideful, hotheaded, and foolish, and I am doing what I must. ”

“ You do not have to do this. ”

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new followers means that i’m gonna post my meme tag real quick.

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𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐫𝐩𝐜,

& you would like to be added to the masterlist. (darpcm 2: electric boogaloo)

tag or comment with the following info: ► character name, role, s/m/sb, c/cd/v/oc. examples:  anders, companion, s, c.                   malcolm hawke, misc canon, m, cd.                   zane flynt, companion, m, v.                   mahanon lavellan, inquisitor, sb, c. role: check out the categories available to help you decide, if you’re stumped. s / m / sb: single, multi, sideblog. c / cd / v / oc: canon, canon divergent, verse (or au), original character.

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An Extremely Self-Indulgent Meme

Physical prompts based around some of my favorite tropes / physical actions in threads. Send this   + reverse   to change which muse does which action.

tw for implied violence in some

❰❰ PIN ❱❱ sender pins receiver during a fight/training

❰❰ HURT ❱❱ sender is hurt protecting receiver

❰❰ CARRY ❱❱ sender carries receiver bridal style

❰❰ LIFT ❱❱ sender carries receiver over their shoulder

❰❰ MEDIC ❱❱ sender bandages receiver’s wounds

❰❰ SUPPORT ❱❱ sender comforts receiver after a loss / traumatic event

❰❰ THREAT ❱❱ sender holds a weapon up to receiver as a threat

❰❰ SAVE ❱❱ sender saves receiver’s life

❰❰ CRY ❱❱ sender cries in front of receiver

❰❰ DANCE ❱❱ sender invites receiver to slow dance

❰❰ HAND KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the hand or wrist

❰❰ CHEEK KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the cheek

❰❰ HEAD KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the forehead

❰❰ EMBRACE ❱❱ sender embraces receiver

❰❰ HANDS ❱❱ sender’s fingers graze the receiver’s fingers

❰❰ CUDDLE ❱❱ our muses cuddle

❰❰ BED ❱❱ our muses share a bed

❰❰ BRUSH ❱❱ sender plays with / brushes receiver’s hair

❰❰ GAZE ❱❱ our muses make extended eye contact

❰❰ ALMOST ❱❱ our muses almost kiss but don’t or are interrupted before they do

❰❰ ARGUE ❱❱ sender ends an argument with receiver with a kiss

❰❰ ARM ❱❱ sender puts their arm around receiver

❰❰ PULL ❱❱ sender pulls receiver close to them

❰❰ BACK ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the back

❰❰ SHOULDER ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the shoulder

❰❰ LEAN ❱❱ sender leans against receiver

❰❰ CARESS ❱❱ sender caresses the receiver’s cheek

❰❰ HAIR ❱❱ sender pushes receiver’s hair away from their face

❰❰ TILT ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver’s chin with their hand

❰❰ CHIN ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver’s chin with their weapon

❰❰ LEG ❱❱ sender’s leg touches the receiver’s leg under the table

❰❰ FOOD ❱❱ sender feeds the receiver

❰❰ WALL ❱❱ sender pushes the receiver against a wall

❰❰ FREE ❱❱ sender frees the receiver from restraints

❰❰ TACKLE ❱❱ sender hugs the receiver so hard they almost fall over / do fall over

❰❰ DYING ❱❱ sender finds the receiver near death

❰❰ PANIC ❱❱ sender comforts the receiver as they have a panic attack or get overstimulated

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new followers means that i’m gonna post my meme tag real quick.

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i’ve added anders’ inquisition verse, even if it’s not very detailed.

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Greek god aesthetic !

APHRODITE.

laughter-loving. sweet smiles. dressed in silk and satin. flower in their hair. sees the world as a runway. unapologetically sexual. the sea washing their ankles. in love with love. stirrer of passion. cunning concealed by painted lips. secret daggers. doves. revolution in their kiss. delighting in the waves. flirtatious winks. strolling along the beach. staring wistfully from a balcony. this is how to be a heartbreaker. wants to be adored. gets turned on by danger.

APOLLO.

glitz and glamour. art galleries. turning the volume up. being made of gold. neatly organised music sheets. notebooks filled with poetry. bathing in the sunlight. the powerful urge to create. collecting vinyl records. beautiful cover of wonderwall. playing multiple instruments. tasting like sunshine. healing touch. speaking in prophecies. smile mingled with wrath. shunning lies. sporting shades. hanging out at music festivals with their friends. sleeps naked. arrow to the heart. paintbrushes. probably has a tinder account.

ARES.

armed for battle. wants to raise a dog with their significant other. soft spot for children. gives piggyback rides. scarred body. blood on their hands and face. willing to fight the world for the ones they love. fights against injustice. warm hugs. well worn combat boots. boxing gloves. bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles. fist raised in protest. ignites revolutions. fear is a prison. more sensitive than what their tough shell would have you think. exhausted. damaged goods. force to be reckoned with. red roses. curses under their breath.

ATHENA.

discerning gaze. unreadable face. quiet museums. owl perched on their finger. armour that intimidates. eye for architecture. plays the sims for the sole purpose of building houses. studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid. big fan of logic. loves brain teasers. ancient buildings. sweaters in neutrals and cool colours. hair done up. can kill you with their brain. heads to the library often to research. sharpened pencils. abs that can cut steel. stoic statues. pottery classes.

DEMETER.

soil-covered hands. smile that can bloom flowers. skin loved by the sun. being the mom friend. can lift you and your friends. flowers kept in the pockets of overalls. takes pride in their beautiful garden. speaks to their plants. leaves rustling in the wind. stalks of wheat. picking fruit. greenhouses. heart as strong as a mountain. values simplicity. daisies dotted across a collarbone. curls crowned with flowers. folded pile of sweaters in warm hues. pulling out fresh-baked bread out of the oven and the smell wafting through the air.

ARTEMIS.

keen sense of a hunter. freckles like constellations on their skin. piercing eyes. dishevelled braid. moonlight peeking through the shadows. the calm of the forest at night. lying on the grass and staring at the stars. mother doe and her fawn. protecting their kin. the moon shimmering on a still lake. quiver full of arrows resting against the bark of a tree. running with wolves. bonding while circled around a campfire. not being much of a people person. arrow hitting a target. popping egos. patience on 3%. touches heaven and returns howling.

HEPHAESTUS.

the calloused hands of someone who knows labour. sweaty brow. flame burning in their eyes. inventive mind. broad shoulders. steampunk goggles. nuts and bolts stored away in little boxes. ashes. striking a match. blueprints for future projects. fixing up a busted-up car and giving it cool upgrades. wrestles with bitterness. work boots have seen better years. wrinkled plaid shirts. iron melted in blazing fire. huge jackets. crafting masterpieces. greased stained overalls. fascination with robotics. pain is fuel. stack of weaponry. even their muscles have muscles.

HERA.

resting bitch face. dressed to the nines. cows grazing on a pasture. cool rain. loving and hating fiercely. hand clutching a string of pearls. large chandelier with glittering crystals. plays the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims. romance to realism. pictures of the sky while flying on a plane. files that under fuck it. downs glasses of wine as they relax with a scented bubble bath and netflix. like their selfie or you’re grounded. knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man. dark eyes that penetrate your soul. marble and gold.

DIONYSUS.

drunk shitposter. on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second. seductive smirks. untamed curls. rich fabrics on dark skin. sleek furred panthers. theatre masks. stage productions. receiving a standing ovation. rose caught between their teeth. being the baby of the bunch. wild parties that last from sundown to sunup. creeping vines. inspiring loyalty. grand opera houses. masquerade balls. rolls of film. shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine spilled floor. pouring champagne into flutes. lives for the applause.

HERMES.

devil-may-care smile. always up-to-date on the latest technology. will steal your french fries. does it for the vine. shitposter. puts googly eyes on everything. meme hoarder. long drives on the highway. ma and pop diners. spontaneous road trips. folded maps. fingers dancing across the keyboard of a laptop. shooting hoops on the basketball court. chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations. goes jogging in the morning. mixes redbull with coffee. menace on April fool’s. hoodies and sneakers.

HADES.

walking home alone in the early morning. back alleys. drinking alone in a graveyard. crippling loneliness hidden by sarcasm and cynicism. crows picking a carcass. untended dead flowers. the black sheep of the family. black coffee. money can’t buy you happiness. murder mystery dinner parties. blood on your shirt collar. dust illuminated by sunlight. classical music. dogs are better than people. a quiet wrath. shady business deals. taking what you are owed. paint it black. seasonal affective disorder. popping the suit collar. grey rain on a cityscape.

POSEIDON.

storm with skin. colourful coral reefs. waves crashing against the shore. stroking the soft fur of a cat. their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop. tousled locks. clothes smeared with paint. owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns to own more. leather jackets. fondness for diy projects. handwriting that flows across the page. nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin. velvety singing voice that haunts your dreams. mood as ever-changing as the sea. the roar of a motorcycle. compass with a spinning arrow.

ZEUS.

thunder in their heart. running on coffee. flash of lightning. unnatural charisma. eloquence. badass in a nice suit. aficionado of history. force of nature. lennyface. nightmare-filled nights. proud arm around their lover’s waist. high - rise buildings. planes soaring through a cloudless sky. technician on the piano. maintains order. strong handshake. juggling multiple events on their busy schedule with ease. expensive watch.

tagged by: i literally just took it from garrett’s archive. tagging: do it, if you wanna kill some time. tag me.

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         𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐩, 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍.

                                   ft.  garrett  hawke  x2   &   malcolm  hawke.

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spots to kiss.   since y’all like kissing prompts—and who wouldn’t, honestly–so have a collection of places to press your lips to. many of these work perfectly fine for platonic or familiar affection while some are a bit steamier, though what counts as what is of course naturally dependent on the muses and the context. send ‘ SPOTS TO KISS + [number] ’ to kiss my muse there, or with # for dealer’s choice. context and description allowed and encouraged. feel free to use the last option  ( 57 )  to give the kiss on any fantasy or scifi body parts not listed here.

a kiss on the top of the head.

a kiss to hair.

a kiss on the forehead.

a kiss on the space between eyebrows.

a kiss on the temple.

a kiss on the cheek.

a kiss on the eyelid or the undereye.

a kiss on the nose

a kiss on the ear.

a kiss on that space where jaw connects.

a kiss on the corner of the mouth.

a kiss on the cupid’s bow.

a kiss on the lips.

a kiss on the chin.

a kiss on the jawline.

a kiss on the back of the neck.

a kiss on the underside of the jaw.

a kiss on the throat.

a kiss on the side of the neck.

a kiss on where the back of the neck turns to shoulder.

a kiss above the collarbone.

a kiss along the collarbone.

a kiss on the space between collarbones.

a kiss on the shoulder.

a kiss on the bicep.

a kiss on the forearm.

a kiss on the elbow.

a kiss on the outside of the wrist.

a kiss on the inside of the wrist.

a kiss on the back of the hand.

a kiss on the palm.

a kiss on a finger.  ( which one? )

a kiss on the side of the ribs.

a kiss on the shoulder blade.

a kiss on the space between shoulder blades.

a kiss along the curve of the spine.

a kiss on the upper back.

a kiss on the lower back.

a kiss on the sternum.

a kiss on a pec / breast.

a kiss under the breast.

a kiss on where the sternum ends.

a kiss on the stomach.

a kiss on the navel.

a kiss on the hipbone.

a kiss on the ‘v’.

a kiss on the front of the thigh.

a kiss on the back of the thigh.

a kiss on the inner thigh.

a kiss on the knee.

a kiss on the calf.

a kiss on the ankle.

a kiss on the heel.

a kiss on the foot.

a kiss on a toe.

a kiss on an nsfw body part not listed here.  ( where? )

a kiss on a sfw body part not listed here.  ( where? )

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𝐓𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬.

PART TWO. A collection of dialogue from Tevinter Nights: Hunger, Murder by Death Mages, The Streets of Minrathous, The Wigmaker Job, and Genitivi Dies in the End. To be used as sentence starters… or whatever. As per usual, feel free to change pronouns or whatever you see fit. Mentions of death & violence.

“ We’re outnumbered. And surrounded. ”

“ That’s bad, no? ”

“ Have you ever heard of a warning? ”

“ Does it hurt? ”

“ That’s our whole plan. It’s not very good, is it? ”

“ Wardens don’t save everyone. ”

“ I don’t want you to die. ”

“ I should have died. ”

“ That doesn’t sound simple to me. ”

“ Still silent as the grave. That hasn’t changed. ”

“ I speak when it’s necessary. ”

“ I have no interest in trading petty barbs with you. ”

“ Would you like to come to a party? ”

“ I told you, I don’t like parties, and I’m not here for fun. ”

“ At least try to look like you belong here. ”

“ Forgive me if I cannot manage to harbor any kindness for him. ”

“ Are you all right, mage? ”

“ You don’t think I’ll help? ”

“ It’s not against the law to be a cultist. ”

“ It’s very polite, but you don’t need to walk me out every time. ”

“ Someone’s put a contract on your head. ”

“ You’re not wearing that, are you? ”

“ I wouldn’t complain, if you filled me in. ”

“ Oh, good. More stairs. ”

“ You’re not the least bit curious? ”

“ To be fair, you never told me the plan. ”

“ Never known you to have a soft heart. ”

“ That cavalier attitude’s going to get you killed. ”

“ He doesn’t deserve a quick death. ”

“ I thought the plan was to have a few laughs, slit some throats— ”

“ Is this your handiwork? ”

“ You upset my delicate sensibilities. ”

“ Morality is not static. Right and wrong are a matter of perspective. ”

“ You don’t get to do that—you don’t get to quit. ”

“ Andraste’s holy cabbage, you look like shit. ”

“ I did my good deed for the year. ”

“ Well, that does free me from promises I didn’t intend to keep. ”

“ Do you need a healer? ”

“ Old man, will you let me work? ”

“ You’re asking me to go where? ”

“ There’s nothing for miles. ”

“ I didn’t find it as impressive as you did. ”

“ If I were forced to choose between eating that rat over there and being considerate of _____’s feelings, I would eat the rat. ”

“ Here’s what I know about being a Grey Warden: You fight the worst monsters in Thedas, most people don’t notice, and then you do it again. ”

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send in “ you’re such an idiot. “ for the sender to clean the receiver’s wounds while lightly scolding them for being so reckless when the receiver show up on their doorstep for medical attention.

alternatively, send in “ at least i have you here to look after me, right? “ for the receiver to clean the sender’s wounds while lightly scolding them for being so reckless after the sender shows up on their doorstep for medical attention. ( feel free to elaborate on how they got the injuries!! )

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I removed the chance of compromise, because there is no compromise.

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What if the reason Anders doesn’t seem to rememeber Amell/Surana very well in Awakening is that in the tower you learn not to get too attached to the wee apprentices, in case they don’t make it through the Harrowing.

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𝐓𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬.

PART ONE. A collection of dialogue from Tevinter Nights: Three Trees to Midnight, Down Among the Dead Men, The Horror of Hormak, Callback, and Luck in the Gardens. To be used as sentence starters… or whatever. As per usual, feel free to change pronouns or whatever you see fit.

“ You could have gotten us killed. ” “ Do you know how hard I tried to hide? ” “ What in Andruil’s name did you do? ” “ Ghilan'nain guide my steps. ” “ If we get out of here alive, it’ll be because of what Andruil taught my people. ” “ Come on. Break’s over. ” “ Andruil’s tits! ” “ Let’s make them regret it. ” “ Now we stand and fight. ” “ You’re lucky I came at all. ” “ Try not to miss me too much. ” “ I promise, _____: You will be perfectly safe by my side. ” “ Have you ever been to the Necropolis? ” “ Touch nothing, make little sound, and do not wander. ” “ Nobility’s intrigues never held any interest for me. ” “ I will not ask again. ” “ Your endangerment is directly related to my folly. ” “ Would’ve been easy to leave me. So thank you. ” “ You will not lose yourself. I forbid it. ” “ You are suited for better things than rage. ” “ You preposterous nuisance! ” “ Don’t tell me you don’t feel it. ” “ Wake me up if anything interesting happens? ” “ We’re Wardens—that’s what we do. ” “ Don’t need to convince me. I’m with you. ” “ Looks worse than it is. ” “ You should go. Get out of here. Only one of us needs risk their life. ” “ That’s… not what I pictured. ” “ Fenedhis! ” “ One has to admire the lengths he’s gone to hide it. ” “ Don’t look at me like that. ” “ What’ve those idiots done now? ” “ I promise if I’d wanted to cause any trouble, I’d already have done so. ” “ Don’t let the title frighten you off, darling. ” “ That was one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen in my life. ”