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Ouch my hands got stabbed on nails and now I'm bleeding from two thematically insignificant puncture wounds on each of my hands. Jesus Christ
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I'm going to [insert song Bust Your Kneecaps] [insert song Over & Over]
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Hey girl, I know you find me extremely attractive because of my mass amount of fidget toys, but you have to hold yourself back we have guests over
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Hands you a blood covered letter before running away and jumping into the nearest lake that contains turtles
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GRAHHHH
*shoots you with a jaguar powered machine gun*
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“With great power, comes great need to take a nap, wake me up later”
—Nico Di Angelo
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"i heard people are shipping us" "to where?!"
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