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an atheist tied to a cross being saved by a god and becoming his right-hand man is very poetic ngl
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can you please be gay somewhere else i’m tryna play 2048
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The skirt I got is awesome and fits perfectly but more importantly my cat has claimed the box it came in!
perfect :’)
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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty
massively fucked up
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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'
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ohhhhhhhhh no
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give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises
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Guide to Tim Fics
Hi, I've gathered a list of common tropes in Tim Fics and then I'm gonna link to other posts that have a bunch of fics of that nature. Honestly doing this for my reference, so might as well let other people see it lol
Tim Travel - in which a post/during Red Robin, Tim, gets transported to a different dimension. Typically involves a happy loving batfam taking him in
Tim Joins The Batfam Early - In which Tim is a sad, lonely child, who typically bat-watches every night. Then finds his way to the Wayne’s
Tim Joins The Batfam Late - same gist as before, this usually involves Jason not dying, or just Tim for some reason not finding his way into Robin, so now someone (typically Red Hood) finds him and brings him into the fold.
The Bats Find Out - Typically post Red Robin, the Bats find out about all the shit that he did, or other stuff that’s happened to him. There isn't a lot of these, and typically there one-shots. Some overlap with the previous category, but some don't!
Tim and Damian - I separated this from fix-its because there's enough to make it its own category and also I like it. Very simple, Tim and Damian bond and learn to love each other. These are typically pretty short but really sweet!
TimKon/Young Justice - Fics that are focused outside the bats. That's pretty much it. Some of them are just TimKon, but inevitably have the others at least mentioned.
In-Universe AU - This sounds counter institutive. Basically any fics where they change one major event, or add a relationship, or some shit. This will also include any Reverse Robin AU's because there aren't enough Tim-centric ones to make its own category.
Random Tim-bits - just for some random stuff that doesn’t fall into any of these categories, mostly one shots
If you have any other categories let me know. Also if you have any fics to list, put them in the replies! Thanks <333 (don't forget to comment on the fics you read and tell them they did a good job!)
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Doc: Martyn, Martyn. InTheLittleWood. Didn't Martyn last time get jealous because Ren is my husband and he can't--can't have him now? This Martyn? (laughs smugly) I saw on Twitter. "I'm the bigger man," yeah let's, let's raid Martyn of course, and hey, thank you again (twitch username) and everybody that subscribed today and (twitch username) hey, seventy months! "See ya doc" you always wait-wait until the end, huh? (laughs) Yeah, let's do Martyn, huh? And, uh, next week, Saturday again, see you on Saturday. And, um, really looking forward to it again, it was a beautiful time. I just enjoy the streams, we can talk about all kinds of crazy stuff, and rant. Alright, anyways, guys, thank you, have a great rest of the weekend, and um, lets raid Martyn InTheLittleWood. InThe…little…wood. He's also got little wood. Why is Joel and Martyn do have little wood? You can ask, y'know, ask Martyn why he got little wood. See you later! (laughs)
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When buying and playing with all of your holiday goodies this year, please consider donating some money to help those in Gaza!
Santa illustration was kindly donated by @smellyvampirez
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One Piece has really made me appreciate how fucking good and necessary a wide age range is for an ensemble cast.
If it was a crew of 10 teenagers we’d have run out of ways to switch up character dynamics a long time ago. Things would feel same-y and far less charming than what we have now, which is a crew consisting of five way-too-ambitious dudes in their late teens and early twenties, a fifteen year old who everyone treats like a baby cause he still has a spark in his eyes, two criminals in their early-to-mid 30s who despite being more mature still let the teens do whatever they want for their own joy and entertainment, a dude in his mid-40s who doesn’t realize that quitting his current job to go on a world tour with a 19 year old he just met ABSOLUTELY counts as a midlife crisis, and an old man so old he DIED. I love you Strawhat Pirates.
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