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friend of goldfish

twitter/ insta/bluesky/ store

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sketch

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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

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I'm afraid Twitter is out-posting us at the moment

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i wish my dinner table was a dj rack. id mix the peas with the mash potatos and then let the gravy fade in

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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i hope famous women continue to be exactly as explicitly sexual in their work as they desire. i hope charlie xcx releases a new album where the cover art is her in a pup mask with a strap on. i hope megan thee stallion's next song is so horny it kills somebody.

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Ngl i prefer the 2016 version purple on the right.

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*kisses ur forehead*

*I absorb and consume one precious memory*

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How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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