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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

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The great thing about the Bible is that you can ignore most of it and just make up your own stuff, never read the book and still build a huge part of your identity around it.

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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

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had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

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How 50 year old white women at the farmers market will be staring at you while you browse their husbands woodwork

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It’s counterproductive to get bent out of shape over every dumb thing that comes out of his mouth. Try to focus on the things that have a chance of coming true.

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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

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King

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