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ashy slashy!

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when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

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I’m so normal about him, I swear…

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it might. not be okay guys

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the funniest part of the jason x sex scene post is actually watching jason x and finding out that the sex scene was plot relevant because jason revives at the very same time they were having sex in the room next door and it's implied that jason could sense them having sex while he was cryogenically frozen and it pissed him so much (because he hates sex) that it revived him. if you removed it you would make the movie less funny.

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I don't care if it's the best TV show of all time. I cannot be tricked into consuming a cartoon about league of legends.

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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ohhh this omnic

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there will always be at least 1 person on tumblr attracted to the ugliest cunt youve ever seen

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You know what fuck you

*spell of bnuuy vortex*

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15

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Luigi 💚