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washington: how old were you when your dad left
hamilton: 10
washington: [stunned] he put up with you for a fucken decade?
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You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.
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Don’t worry guys, our lawmakers are looking out for us…
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Reverse Robin Hood where you rob the poor and give to the rich
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I FUCKING LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED SHOUTING
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You deserve to drink tea that’s as sweet as you are.
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