Layel | 18+ | Italian | Writer | current brainrot: JJK
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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
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People: "Look it's you" "This is us" "You and me" "This reminded me of you" "Literally you" "Literally us"
Me, tearing up: I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you-
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"If it was... so simple a thing, then why? Why not sooner?"
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You can spam boop me!
reblog if you let people spam boop you
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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops
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if I have to listen to my flatmate sing YMCA another time I'll throw myself out of the window
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People you will encounter working at The Bookstore
Little old lady buying a huge stack of the most violent thrillers you can imagine
Person who very tentatively asks if you carry the single most popular book in the store, manages to get the title wrong
Pre-teens who definitely should not be this comfortable in the adult romance section
Man in a cowboy hat and cowboy boots buying cowboy books. This feels right.
Small child who would like to register his dissatisfaction about not getting a toy
Small child who is happy to be getting books, but would like to register his dissatisfaction about not getting a book he's already read fifteen times
Man who calls the store every day to ask if the new issue of his favorite niche magazine is in yet. Being told that you only get shipments Mondays and Thursdays will not deter him
Man who definitely thinks you're too young and female to be recommending him history books
Man who's very enthusiastic about your history recommendations and thinks it's "nice to see young people taking an interest"
Old person absolutely baffled by e-reader, wants your help setting it up
Attractive young man who appears to have exactly your taste in books, and his girlfriend
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