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Rarepair but lesbians

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I really do turn into such a dog when I get a crush bc like

Pacing, waiting for attention from them, jumping up at notifications sounds and whining when it’s not them, patiently waiting for them to come back, treating everyone who isn’t them like the mailman—

And then they finally message me back and I’m like “HEY ARF RUFF HELLO HI MISSED YOU ALL DAY WHAT DO U NEED FROM ME TELL ME WHAY RO DO GIMME COMMANDS HI CAN I SHOVE MY FACE BETWEEN UR LEGS I MISSED UOU”

But obviously I can’t do that so I’m just like “oh hey :)”

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who up feeling like they weren't made for this world

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hey let's cuddle, I mean hey let's cuddle, I mean hey let's snuggle I mean hey let's hug and sorry I mean hey let's nuzzle each other sorry I mean let's squeeze each other sorry I mean

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The crushing desire to be loved openly and not hesitantly or reluctantly or surreptitiously . If you even care

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today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

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i want to wake up early and put on a dress and make a big breakfast of eggs and potatoes and toast and like some chef john shakshuka and have my puppy daughter wake up all sleepy after like two hours of me cooking and she walks into the kitchen to find all the good food and i feed her way too much and then she takes a bath and we sit in the sun and i brush her hair and we laugh about dumb stuff and then we go relax in the comfiest room in the house and end up falling asleep together with her head resting on my chest and we sleep for a couple hours and then wake up and im too tired to cook dinner so we order pizza and watch a shitty movie or some horribly sad anime until we're both crying and hugging each other

or something like that

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someone sit on my lap and do my eyeliner pls & thx

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

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Speed (1994) incorrectly credits Jan De Bont as director. Speed did not have any director, because if Speed had any direction, it would’ve been called Velocity

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there will literally always be a transgender woman who is cooler than you

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man: is direct

people: what a straight shooter

tgirl: is direct

people: idk i just feel like they were rude? like why do they have to be so aggressive. they i mean she was so, like, intense about it you know? i felt unsafe. maybe it has anger issues. testosterone.

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

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“Pratchett went back to older throwaway jokes (like dwarves being apparently unisex) and used them as metaphors to discuss social change, racial assimilation, and other complex issues, while reexamining the species he’d thrown in at the margins of his world simply because they existed at the margins of every other fantasy universe. If goblins and orcs and trolls could think, then why were they always just there to be slaughtered by the heroes? And if the heroes slaughtered sentient beings en masse, how heroic exactly were they? It was a long overdue start on redressing issues long swept under the rug by a parade of Tolkien successors who never thought of anyone green and slimy as anything but a notch on the protagonist’s sword, and much of the urgency in Pratchett’s last few books seemed to be related to them. “There’s only one true evil in the world,” he said through his characters. “And that’s treating people like they were things.” And in the last of his “grown-up” Discworld books, that idea is shouted with the ferocity of those who have only a few words left and want to make them count. Goblins are people. Golems are people. Dwarves are people, and they do not become any less people because they decide to go by the gender they know themselves to be instead of the one society forces on them. Even trains might be people, and you’ll never know one way or the other unless you ask them, because treating someone like they’re a person and not a thing should be your default. And the only people who cling to tradition at the expense of real people are sad, angry dwellers in the darkness who don’t even understand how pathetic they are, clutching and grasping at the things they remember without ever understanding that the world was never that simple to begin with. The future is bright, it is shining, and it belongs to everyone.”

— John Seavey, The Evolution of the Disc (via pornosophical)

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Gonna kiss every single one of my mutuals, the day I work up the courage to do that it's all over for you gorgeous fuckers