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Im so honored that i made it out on one of your heritage posts tis a honor.....

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Preparing for today’s Art Party I forgot I did a sketch of this some weeks ago from the March Art Party and never posted it.

So here with @sylvaridreams Alba who definitely needs to go back to driving school <3

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Story Time:

One of the dailies today was the Branded Mine JP in Fields of Ruin. Very nice. There’s already a commander tag there and people are providing ports.

I enter the cave.

A chef slowly glides down from the ceiling, landing in front of the assembled group.

He says.

No one interrupts him - There is nothing to say.

He equips a Chef’s Frying Pan and lays down a Roast Pig interactable.

This absolute guy walks over to the cave wall and pretends to pull a Mesmer portal out of it before porting everyone to the end of the JP.

I mail him some gold with the message: Also attached [The Lamb Sauce]. As people head out, he calls to us.

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SAMAROG, THE WARDEN

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I hope I'm not only a Plastic Spider to you, but a Veteran Plastic Spider

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The cattlepult.

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agent kito: commander PLEASE we are literally under attack rn

commander: yeah i KNOW kito that’s why i said i wanted to buy something “real quick” cmon

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Next level photobomb

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splort

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when you get downed in guild wars 2 and go ah whatever i don’t care about winning this battle anyway these enemies just mugged me while i was passing through and i’m not really feeling it i’ll just let myself fully die and use a waypoint. but then someone comes to help you and they are really just fighting for their life to rez you. so, once prone on the floor, you have to start desperately mashing those downed skills too to save yourself as well because you can’t let their efforts be for nothing.

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they had potatoes in their inventory for this im losing my mind

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(I will not lose my patience while Joining the Ash Legion of Tawny Ridge in stealth operations)

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am i hallucinating or did arby’s make a rytlock sandwich. meaty boi