guyjung

[guyjung]

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TAKESHI: even if it was illegal, it wouldn't be the first illegal thing for me to do anyway

TAKESHI: ...i was going to anyway

GUY: :o

GUY: oh.... well that's good. i think?

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TAKESHI: ...can i ...u just look so nice in them...im buying u food...let me take the damn pics...

TAKESHI: .............that makes a lot of sense....

GUY: is it legal to trade food for pics? 🤔

GUY: you can take them either way!!!!

[guyjung]

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TAKESHI: yeah why not

TAKESHI: i'll make one for u i think u'll look nice with one

TAKESHI: should i get her something to eat? or like whip her up something?

GUY: are you gonna take pictures of me again?

GUY: oh um... she just... drinks her momma's milk

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TAKESHI: my girl's there? now i really have to come over

TAKESHI: i have some fresh flowers i brought from the shop earlier i'll bring them over for her

GUY: they will make her so happy!!!

GUY: will you teach me how to make them into little crowns?

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TAKESHI: really lol

TAKESHI: i like spending money on other so ig this works out lol

TAKESHI: i'll go to urs, i didn't clean

GUY: it's a bit messy here but jade is also here!!!!

[guyjung]

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TAKESHI: cute.

TAKESHI: i like spending time with u 2

TAKESHI: well i want a lot of stuff so...let me be ur sugar daddy for the day lol

GUY: really?! :D :D :D

GUY: 😮 my sugar daddy? sounds exciting!!!

GUY: wanna come over? or i can come to you?

[guyjung]

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TAKESHI: lol don't worry im just joking

TAKESHI: also im ordering this for u so like ...it really doesnt matter

TAKESHI: we could just order a bunch of things

GUY: i was a little confused how anyone could not like pizza.... so that's good!

GUY: i would wanna share it with you... it's your money!! and i like spending time with you.

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TAKESHI: ...i dont like pizza........

GUY: oh.... then we shouldn't have pizza

[guyjung]

🤔🍕 —  J A X .

JAX: ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah i have very rarely been called sweet

JAX: stop. it's on me this time. i won't go nuts.

JAX: just uhhh don't be mad if i run past the mayo without a second glance

GUY: you seem sweet. and smart! very smart.

GUY: you taught me what heathen means. that's both sweet and smart.

GUY: why don't we like mayo? it's yummy....

[guyjung]

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TAKESHI: okay i'll buy u a pie or whatever

TAKESHI: just tell me what u want

TAKESHI: and throw out that other sauce

GUY: will you share the pizza with me?

GUY: 🍕🍕🍕

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JAX: for the sake of both of our stomachs i'm gonna withhold that information

JAX: you are so lucky i have jack shit to do

JAX: meet me in the lobby. i'm taking you grocery shopping.

GUY: that's very sweet of you.... i think?

GUY: but um. don't have grocery money this week?

GUY: maybe next week?

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TAKESHI: can i just like order u some from dominos or where ever i can't sleep knowing u might eat that...

GUY: oh 😮 no you don't have to do that

GUY: i don't have any pizza for it anyway

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TAKESHI: r u that desperate u are willing to use old ass sauce?

TAKESHI: disgusting.

GUY: i mean.... only if it's still good....

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JAX: MAYONNAISE HAS EGGS. IT IS A DAIRY PRODUCT. oh my god i am gagging.

JAX: why are you like this.

JAX: i almost wanna do a refrigerator cleanout for you but i am nobody's bitch

JAX: that's a lie i'm one (1) person's bitch but not urs

GUY: but what makes the dip different from mayonnaise? they seem like the same thing :(

GUY: i'm confused

GUY: um.... i mean.... it's pretty cleaned out already....

GUY: there isn't anything really in there, so.

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JAX: i just facepalmed.

JAX: THATS WHAT MAKES THEM CREAMY

JAX: ok hang on let me take a deep breath

JAX: i don't mean to be mean but....dude. rly.

JAX: heathen (noun): an unenlightened person; a person regarded as lacking culture or moral principles.

GUY: does mayonnaise have cheese in it? 'cause that's creamy...

GUY: and ranch?

GUY: have i just been eating cheese in everything and not knowing?! D:

GUY: oh.... i'm one of those? 👀

[guyjung]

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JAX: you MONSTER

JAX: blocked n reported

JAX: jk i unblocked u to say that.......anything with cheese generally requires refrigeration

JAX: also ur a heathen and if u wanted pizza with dips then u couldve just asked me to buy u some

GUY: what did i do? D:

GUY: there's CHEESE in these dips? :o

GUY: what does heathen mean.....

[guyjung]

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TAKESHI: idk if it is or not but im judging u ,,,

GUY: why? D: