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Game of the year

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guy who wins at poker not by being stoic but by bursting into tears every time he looks at his cards, just full hysterical breakdown every round and you gotta peer through the void of theatre kid problems to figure it out

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I have never in my life had a kitten react this negatively to swaddling. Fully feral 8 week olds tolerate it better than this 10 day old kitten. Warning: he is LOUD and sounds like he's being tortured.

You can imagine how much fun tube feeding him is right now....

This is the same baby that was growling at me so it appears to be a native personality thing. He's going to be a delightful adult cat at the vet.... Maybe I should change his name to "eternal gabapentin"

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"The curtains are just fucking blue"?

one of those triangle spectrum memes but two of the ends are "i know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" and "there is no meaning, only lore." someone else can think of the third end

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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

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me when i accidentally leave out an m in unrestrained summer fun

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Zoozve, my beloved

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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

⚠️BTW I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING THAT NO ONE PUT HOMESTUCK SPOILERS IN THE NOTES. I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE FIRST APPEARANCE OF THIS CHARACTER⚠️

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the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible

because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person 

from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating

it’s fucked up. 

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I think it's so funny how Okarun is all "I would do anything for Miss Ayase. If it meant keeping her safe, I would even become a monster" and the "monster" in question is just himself but with worse posture and his anxiety swapped out for depression.

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your class based off of what tool you use to open a package

kitchen knife - cleric

cool knife from amazon - warlock

scissors held open to use one blade - wizard

hands - barbarian

key - sorcerer

cool knife from crafts fair - rogue

pen - paladin

swiss army knife (only uses normal blade) - monk

teeth - druid

box cutter - ranger

another person - bard

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its the perfect post everything asked is answered

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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do you think joey knows the word egyptologist

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