guttercaster

[guttercaster]

[guttercaster]

Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence

[guttercaster]

yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself

[guttercaster]

30 ft tall women hmu im down

every so often I think about how crazy it is that cats are only a fraction of our size and yet they're completely okay with us scooping them up and holding them 30 feet in the air and kissing them and petting them. I'm not sure if I would be okay with a creature ten times my size doing that to me recreationally

[guttercaster]

[guttercaster]

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

[guttercaster]

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

[guttercaster]

Does progesterone make anyone else want to burrow into their partner’s skin like a symbiotic worm or is that just me

[guttercaster]

[guttercaster]

Always asking myself, did that dyke at the Trader Joe’s recognize me, clock me, or do I just look good today?

[guttercaster]

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

[guttercaster]

[guttercaster]

Devil Eyes was a secret psychological warfare program in 2005–2006 by the United States Central Intelligence Agency to develop an Osama bin Laden action figure and distribute it in South Asia. The CIA worked in conjunction with toymaker Donald Levine, a former Hasbro executive who has been credited as the “father” of G.I. Joe toys.[1] Levine designed a twelve-inch lifelike figure of bin Laden whose face was painted with a material that, when heated, would peel off to reveal a demon-like visage with red skin, green eyes, and black markings. The goal of the program was to scare children and their parents in an effort to turn public opinion against the real bin Laden.[2]

In 2014 the CIA acknowledged the existence of the program but said it had been discontinued after Levine had produced only three prototype figurines. According to The Washington Post, however, an anonymous source with “direct knowledge of the project” said that hundreds of the toys were created and shipped to Karachi, Pakistan in 2006.[2]

[guttercaster]

Devil Eyes was a secret psychological warfare program in 2005–2006 by the United States Central Intelligence Agency to develop an Osama bin Laden action figure and distribute it in South Asia. The CIA worked in conjunction with toymaker Donald Levine, a former Hasbro executive who has been credited as the “father” of G.I. Joe toys.[1] Levine designed a twelve-inch lifelike figure of bin Laden whose face was painted with a material that, when heated, would peel off to reveal a demon-like visage with red skin, green eyes, and black markings. The goal of the program was to scare children and their parents in an effort to turn public opinion against the real bin Laden.[2]

In 2014 the CIA acknowledged the existence of the program but said it had been discontinued after Levine had produced only three prototype figurines. According to The Washington Post, however, an anonymous source with “direct knowledge of the project” said that hundreds of the toys were created and shipped to Karachi, Pakistan in 2006.[2]

[guttercaster]

The cia will come to your house, tie you up, and fucking shoot you execution style if you do not buy sabra hummus for your neighborhood Sunday night football parties where you are legally mandated to pay special tribute to israel after every touchdown regardless of scoring team

[guttercaster]

ive never seen anyone capture the feeling of meeting older dykes as well as this

[guttercaster]

Sorry I acted romantic and delusional again, you can kill me if you want