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[gustavo-pizza]

Afraid so. You wouldn't happen to have seen him scuttle by, by any chance? Any lead is appreciated. Once he's detained, I can personally offer a five thousand dollar bounty reward for aiding the search.

"I... did, actually. He came in and asked for a burger. But I haven't seen him since!"

[gustavo-pizza]

Good afternoon. Did you happen to encounter a mister "sno0pidity" by any chance? I'm with the local PD. He's wanted for several counts of assault, theft, public indecency, and escaping imprisonment.

"😶

...is he now?"

[gustavo-pizza]

"...No, I'm sorry. But you should find a burger place around somewhere!"

do you guys sell pizzas

"Of course we do! Can I get you something?"

[gustavo-pizza]

do you guys sell pizzas

"Of course we do! Can I get you something?"

[gustavo-pizza]

...Huh-

WHAT IS THIS THINGGG??? HUHHHH??? WHY'S IT LOOK LIKE THAAATT???????????

Like, shut up, for once.

-???

"Huh?? Can I help you??"

[gustavo-pizza]

*Gustavo turns the paperback book he got in the mail around to see its title. The book is titled "The Noise and The Industrial Revolution."*

(He looks at the cover, unamused.)

"...that can't be right." (He opens it, flipping to a random page.)

[gustavo-pizza]

gustavo what do you think of peddito

"Well, just like Doise, I've only seen him from Noise's movie. Between you and me, he creeps me out a little.."

[gustavo-pizza]

hey gustavo whats peppino doing right now

"He should be doing inventory right now. He's taking longer than usual these days because now he has to scare off that clone of him lurking in the storage room.... I should probably go help him."

[gustavo-pizza]

gustavo you should throw yourself up stairs backwards

"I don't think that's possible...is it?"

[gustavo-pizza]

"Then go find them. Now, I've gotta clean up!"

BOOM

the box suddenly explodes in gustavo's face as he's carrying it to somewhere safe

a note slowly falls out from the explosion, landing on the ground

the note, with a sloppily drawn doodle of noise to the bottom right corner, reads:

:)

(He recovers from the explosion, trembling as he holds the now smoking pizza box and looks down at the note.)

"...what was I expecting..? Really funny, Noise."

[gustavo-pizza]

*Something has come in the mail. It's a rectangular thing wrapped in christmas wrapping paper, neatly tied up with a bow. After tearing at the paper, Gustavo sees that its a paperback book of some sort. What could it be...?*

"What is this..? Who could've put this here...?" (He turns it around to check for the cover.)

[gustavo-pizza]

"Don't you have more important things to do than your silly pranks?"

BOOM

the box suddenly explodes in gustavo's face as he's carrying it to somewhere safe

a note slowly falls out from the explosion, landing on the ground

the note, with a sloppily drawn doodle of noise to the bottom right corner, reads:

:)

(He recovers from the explosion, trembling as he holds the now smoking pizza box and looks down at the note.)

"...what was I expecting..? Really funny, Noise."

[gustavo-pizza]

BOOM

the box suddenly explodes in gustavo's face as he's carrying it to somewhere safe

a note slowly falls out from the explosion, landing on the ground

the note, with a sloppily drawn doodle of noise to the bottom right corner, reads:

:)

(He recovers from the explosion, trembling as he holds the now smoking pizza box and looks down at the note.)

"...what was I expecting..? Really funny, Noise."

[gustavo-pizza]

[DELIVERY FROM: ???]

-Totally Normal Pizza (no bombs included, trust me)

"...this tag doesn't seem suspicious at all. No return address to give it back... I should keep it somewhere safe. Thanks, whoever this was."

[gustavo-pizza]

hi gugavo :3

"Hello!"

[gustavo-pizza]

"Oh, right! Uh, 'never do to others what you don't want them to do to you'? Is that it?"

gustavo say your famous catchphrase!

"...which one?"

[gustavo-pizza]

gustavo say your famous catchphrase!

"...which one?"